On Wednesday, September 21, 2022 at 11:20:54 AM UTC-5, מין הארץ יהודי ישראלי עברית אמריקאי wrote:
https://www.jta.org/2022/09/20/politics/biden-to-host-first-ever-white-house-rosh-hashanah-party
Will there be bacon?
A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a sty
with a 300lb. pig the longest
The clergyman is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and throwing up.
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile diarrhoea.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the rabbi has won the bet.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.
J 'Shecky' Young
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