XPost: alt.philosophy.taoism, alt.revisionism, soc.culture.israel
XPost: alt.fan.barry-manilow, talk.politics.guns
On Wed, 01 Feb 23 04:26:47 UTC, Peeler <
trolltrap@valid.invalid>
wrote:
What's the difference between a nigger and a tire?
...A tire doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
Why don't they circumcize niggers?
...Because there's no end to those pricks.
What did the black man do after he caught a white woman's baby
she threw out of the window during a fire?
...Spiked it on the ground and shouted "touchdown!"
The 3 greatest lies?
...The check's in the mail, black is beautiful, and i won't
cum in your mouth.
Why aren't there any black skiers?
...Because their lips explode at high altitude.
What do you get when you cross a nigger with a monkey?
...Nothing, no monkey is dumb enough to fuck a nigger.
A nigger, a frenchman, a german, and a pollock were sitting in a bar.
"I like to fuck white women!" said the nigger. "that's grand!" said
the frenchman. "gut for you!" said the german. "i don't blame you,"
said the pollock, "i don't like fucking those niggers either."
Why is a nigger like a miner?
...They are both lower than dirt and dig dark cavities.
A white woman was being hit on by a black man in a bar.
"I don't believe in changing colors" she said politely.
What does a pussy have in common with a negro's head?
...Both have kinky hair, big lips, and smell after a 15-minute
workout.
Why do they call a half-black half-white child a mulatto?
...They don't know whether it is a white shit on by a mule or a black
pissed on by two.
HOW ARE BLACKS LIKE CHRISTMAS TREES ??? THEY BOTH HAVE COLORED BALLS
!!!
WHY DID THE BLACK HOLD A CIGARETTE LIGHTER UNDER HIS GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY
??? HE
WAS TRYING TO SMOKE HER CRACK !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN AFRO-AMERICAN SMURF ??? A "SMIGGER" !!!
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A BLACK WITH A JEW ??
A KID WHO FEELS GUILTY ABOUT BEING ON WELFARE !!!
HOW MANY BLACKS DOES IT TAKE TO PAVE A DRIVEWAY ???
IT DEPENDS ON HOW THIN YOU SLICE THEM !!!
HOW DO BLACKS CURE INSOMNIA ??? THEY GET A JOB AT THE POST OFFICE !!!
WHAT WOULD FRED AND WILMA'S KID BE CALLED IF THEY WERE BLACK ????
COCOA PEBBLES !!!
WHY DO BLACK MEN HAVE SUCH STRONG ARMS ??? BECAUSE COLOR TV'S ARE
HEAVY !!!
THIS WHITE GIRL PICKS UP A BLACK GUY IN A BAR AND TAKES HIM BACK TO
HER
APARTMENT ...SHE TAKES OFF ALL HER CLOTHES AND TELLS HIM TO DO WHAT HE
DOES
BEST...
SO HE TIES HER UP, STEALS HER TV SET AND JUMPS OUT A WINDOW.
WHY DO SO MANY BLACK GIRLS MISS THEIR FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL ??
MORNING SICKNESS !!!
WHAT'S BLACK AND HAS COBWEBS ??? AUNT JEMIMA'S ASSHOLE !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK & MEXICAN RESTAURANT ??? "NACHO-MAMA" !!!
WHAT ARE PIPE DREAMS TO A KID IN HARLEM ??? GROWING UP TO BE A CRACK
DEALER !!!
DID YOU HEAR THAT OPRAH WINFREY GOT ARRESTED FOR DRUG SMUGGLING ???
THE POLICE FOUND 50 POUNDS OF CRACK BETWEEN HER LEGS !!!
HOW DO YOU GET A BLACK DOWN FROM A TREE ??? CUT THE ROPE !!!
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET TWELVE BLACK JURORS ASSIGNED TO A KKK TRIAL
???
EVENTUALLY YOU GET A HUNG JURY !!!
WHAT HAS BIG LIPS AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
???
MARTIN LUTHER KONG JUNIOR !!!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW PERFUME FOR BLACK WOMEN ???
IT'S CALLED "EAU-DE-DOO-DA-DAY" !!!
WHY DID GOD MAKE ADAM WHITE ??? EVER TRY TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK
MAN !!!
WHAT DOES N.A.A.C.P. REALLY STAND FOR ??? NEGROES ARE ACTUALLY COLORED
POLLAKS
!!!
WHY DO BLACKS KEEP CHICKENS IN THEIR YARDS ??? TO TEACH THEIR KIDS HOW
TO WALK
!!!
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A BLACK GUY WITH BO DERICK ??? A TEN OF
SPADES
!!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO BLACK L.A. MOTORCYCLE COPS ??? "CHOCOLATE CHIPS"
!!!
WHY IS THE NFL CONSIDERING CHANGING THE COLOR OF ALL REGULATION
FOOTBALLS TO
GREEN ??? DID YOU EVER SEE A BLACK GUY DROP A WATERMELON ???
WHAT'S LONG AND HARD ON A BLACK GUY ??? HIS DRIVERS EXAM !!!
WHAT ARE THE THREE MOST SACRED DAYS ON THE NEGRO CALENDAR ???
MARTIN LUTHER KINGS BIRTHDAY, KWANZA, AND THE DAY THE NEW CADILLACS
ARRIVE !!!
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PILE OF SHIT AND A BLACK GIRLS PUSSY
???
YOU COULD BRING YOURSELF TO EAT THE PILE IF SHIT IF YOU HAD TO.
WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF "ENDLESS LOVE" ???
A TENNIS MATCH BETWEEN RAY CHARLES AND STEVIE WONDER !!!
HOW COME MOST BLACK MENS PALMS ARE WHITE ??? WET PAINT ON THE SQUAD
CARS !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE ONLY WHITE MAN IN A BUILDING FULL OF BLACKS ???
"THE WARDEN" !!!
WHAT WILL THEY CALL THE FIRST BLACK TEST TUBE BABY ??? JANITOR IN A
DRUM !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK FRENCHMAN ??? JACQUES CUSTODIAN
WHO ARE THE TWO MOST FAMOUS BLACK WOMEN ???
AUNT JEMIMA AND MOTHER FUCKER
WHY ARE THERE MORE BLACKS IN NEW YORK THAN IN ATLANTA ???
ATLANTA HAD FIRST CHOICE !!!
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A BLACK WITH A GROUND HOG ???
SIX MORE WEEKS OF BASKETBALL !!!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TRASH COLLECTOR MAN WITH GOOD AIM ???
"KAREEM ABDUL GAR-BAAAGE" !!!
WHAT'S BROWN, TAN & BLACK AND LOOKS GOOD ON A NEGRO ??? A DOBERMAN !!!
WHY ARE BLACKS NATURAL BORN DANCERS ???
YOU'D BE TOO IF YOU HAD TO DODGE A COAT HANGER FOR YOUR FIRST NINE
MONTHS !!!
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLACKS AND TIRES ???
TIRES DON'T SING WHEN YOU PUT CHAINS ON THEM !!!
WHAT HAS SIX LEGS AND GOES HO-DE-DO, HO-DE-DO ???
THREE BLACKS RUNNING FOR AN ELEVATOR !!!
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