• Re: I will always remember that time Queen Elizabeth II and I enjoyed a

    From jdyoung@21:1/5 to lordofal...@gmail.com on Fri Sep 23 18:13:34 2022
    On Friday, September 23, 2022 at 7:39:56 PM UTC-5, lordofal...@gmail.com wrote:
    Why are chimps always frowning?

    They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers

    The Queen, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a stay
    with a 300lb. pig the longest

    The Queen is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes she
    comes out spluttering and throwing up.

    Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
    goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
    than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
    looking green and experiencing projectile diarrhoea.

    Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
    watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
    the rabbi has won the bet.

    They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.

    J Young
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