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On Wed, 29 Jun 2022 18:13:08 -0400, "
lordofal...@gmail.com" <
lordofalostplant@gmail.com> wrote:
On Thu, 03 Jan 2019 23:36:14 -0500, Christopher Morton ><uppitycoon@theworld.com wrote:
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15
times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
You niggers sure are funny.
Try these on for size:
Why was the wheelbarrow invented? To teach Niggers to walk on their
hind legs.
What has 200 balls and fucks a nigger? A shotgun.
What’s the first thing taught in a Harlem driving school? How to
unlock a car with a coat hanger.
How do you say Rodney King in Spanish? Piñata.
How many cops does it take to throw a nigger down a flight of stairs?
None, he fell down them.
What’s green and pink and purple and orange? A nigger dressed for
church.
What’s the New York State motto? Eat, Drink and be Merry, for tomorrow
you may be killed by a nigger in Central park.
What do you say to a nigger in a three-piece suit? Will the defendant
please rise.
How is transportation being improved in Harlem? They’re planting the
trees closer together.
Why do niggers call white people “honkies”? That’s the last noise they
hear before the white people run them over.
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