• most English joke ever

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    Thomas Cayne
    Writer, painter, thinker, madman. Nov 7
    What is the most British gag ever?
    The English are fighting the Scots. The English army is camped on a hill waiting for a deep fog to clear. Out of the fog sounds a Scottish voice:

    “Any one Scotsman can beat any 10 Englishmen.”


    The English general selects his 10 best men, and sends them down into
    the fog. Soon the sound of fighting and screams can be heard but not
    much later a silence sets in. No one returns.

    One hour later, the voice sounds again:

    “Any one Scotsman can beat any 100 Englishmen.”

    The general selects 100 of his strongest soldiers, and send them into
    the fog. Soon he hears the sound of fighting and screaming again — this
    time quite a bit longer — but then all sound fades away. No one returns.

    One hour later, the same voice sounds again:

    “Any one Scotsman can beat any battalion of Englishmen.”

    The English general is now really worried but decides to prepare the
    entire battalion and starts advancing into the fog. But a groan is heard
    on the ground at their feet.

    An English soldier battered to a pulp has managed to crawl back up the
    hill, and cries out:

    “Don’t go in — it’s a trap. THERE’S TWO OF THE BASTARDS !!”

    SOURCES: this is a famous English joke. The image was taken from IMDb.

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    Peter Stillman
    · Sun
    I would have thought it was a famous Scottish joke.

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    Edward Huggins
    · Tue
    There so many different versions of that joke

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    Kathleen Mortimer
    · Wed
    Yes, it could have been told any other way. Scottish, Welsh, Irish and
    be just as funny. We like to make jibes at each other. Except here we
    are using age old stereotypes of warrior northern Scott’s versus whimp Southern English And as an English joke was requested, the typical
    ability of laughing at oneself fits the bill.

    Plus the other way around would sound less plausible. There has to be a
    slight element of feasibility.
    ( I am English)


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