• If Henry the Eighth can do it, why not Charles the III ?

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    from https://babylonbee.com/news/king-charles-replaces-harry--meghan-with-two-corgis-in-line-of-succession

    King Charles Replaces Harry & Meghan With Two Corgis In Line Of Succession WORLD
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    Sep 11, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
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    LONDON — In his first official royal decree, King Charles has replaced
    Meghan and Harry in the line of succession with two of the late Queen's
    corgis.

    "Fluffy here shall immediately assume the title of Duke," said Charles, presenting the corgi with a scepter. "There now! Who's a good future
    King of England?"

    The nation of England erupted into celebration upon hearing the news.
    "After the sadness of the past week, it feels good to have something to
    be happy about," said citizen Gerald Funderburk. "The thought of the
    monarchy falling into the hands of Harry or Meghan, those blithering idiots…we can all rest a little easier tonight knowing the kingdom will
    be in good hands. Or paws."

    Although the King's move is unusual, historians say it is not without precedent. "Few people recall that Henry the Eighth actually made his
    pet goat sixth in line for the throne," said history professor Benjamin
    York. "He had so many wives and children that he lost count of how to
    list them. He was also very, very fond of his goat Alfred."

    At publishing time, Meghan Markle had responded with her daily tradition
    of calling everyone in her family racist.

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