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  • Open Letter to Bob

    From roach@21:1/5 to All on Wed Aug 31 12:15:07 2022
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From roach@21:1/5 to Batman The real one on Wed Aug 31 16:45:08 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins

    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.

    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Jacob is my twin.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Batman The real one@21:1/5 to roach on Wed Aug 31 16:43:37 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel

    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Batman The real one@21:1/5 to roach on Wed Aug 31 16:46:54 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:45:10 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins
    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.

    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Jacob is my twin.

    I looked my entire life for a match

    Bob Dylan is my match

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Batman The real one@21:1/5 to roach on Wed Aug 31 16:48:09 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:45:10 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins
    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.

    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Blame Ken Smith .. he called me first
    Bob has also called me his sweetheart


    Jacob is my twin.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Batman The real one@21:1/5 to roach on Wed Aug 31 16:49:58 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:45:10 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins
    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.
    my last name means the son of Jacob and I wear the symbol over my right eye 👁
    You need me more than I need you
    Bob and I are in love
    Please go away
    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Jacob is my twin.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From roach@21:1/5 to Batman The real one on Wed Aug 31 17:02:03 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:46:55 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:45:10 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins
    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.

    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Jacob is my twin.
    I looked my entire life for a match

    Bob Dylan is my match

    You obviously didn't look very hard.

    ;-)

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From roach@21:1/5 to Batman The real one on Wed Aug 31 17:03:08 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:49:59 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:45:10 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins
    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.
    my last name means the son of Jacob and I wear the symbol over my right eye 👁
    You need me more than I need you
    Bob and I are in love
    Please go away
    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Jacob is my twin.

    Yeah, well you live too far away.

    He can't walk over to your house.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Batman The real one@21:1/5 to roach on Wed Aug 31 17:10:46 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:03:09 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:49:59 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:45:10 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins
    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.
    my last name means the son of Jacob and I wear the symbol over my right eye 👁
    You need me more than I need you
    Bob and I are in love
    Please go away
    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Jacob is my twin.
    Yeah, well you live too far away.

    He can't walk over to your house.

    Bob has been here many times .. we tweeted .. we spoke on the phone

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Batman The real one@21:1/5 to roach on Wed Aug 31 17:14:04 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:03:09 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:49:59 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:45:10 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins
    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.
    my last name means the son of Jacob and I wear the symbol over my right eye 👁
    You need me more than I need you
    Bob and I are in love
    Please go away
    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Jacob is my twin.
    Yeah, well you live too far away.

    He can't walk over to your house.

    I have more sex appeal in my literal finger than you have shown on Usenet
    Why be a woman?
    It’s impossible to be a women without knowing me

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From roach@21:1/5 to Batman The real one on Wed Aug 31 17:26:44 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:17:00 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:14:05 PM UTC-6, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:03:09 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:49:59 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:45:10 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins
    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.
    my last name means the son of Jacob and I wear the symbol over my right eye 👁
    You need me more than I need you
    Bob and I are in love
    Please go away
    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Jacob is my twin.
    Yeah, well you live too far away.

    He can't walk over to your house.
    I have more sex appeal in my literal finger than you have shown on Usenet Why be a woman?
    It’s impossible to be a women without knowing me
    It’s now virtually impossible for Bob Dylan to not know Darlene Jacobsen

    Just saying
    Anything else is bs

    i'm sorry. i can't decipher your first sentence.

    are you schizo?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Batman The real one@21:1/5 to Batman The real one on Wed Aug 31 17:16:59 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:14:05 PM UTC-6, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:03:09 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:49:59 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:45:10 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins
    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.
    my last name means the son of Jacob and I wear the symbol over my right eye 👁
    You need me more than I need you
    Bob and I are in love
    Please go away
    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Jacob is my twin.
    Yeah, well you live too far away.

    He can't walk over to your house.
    I have more sex appeal in my literal finger than you have shown on Usenet Why be a woman?
    It’s impossible to be a women without knowing me


    It’s now virtually impossible for Bob Dylan to not know Darlene Jacobsen

    Just saying
    Anything else is bs

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Batman The real one@21:1/5 to roach on Wed Aug 31 17:30:46 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:26:45 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:17:00 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:14:05 PM UTC-6, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:03:09 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:49:59 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:45:10 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins
    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.
    my last name means the son of Jacob and I wear the symbol over my right eye 👁
    You need me more than I need you
    Bob and I are in love
    Please go away
    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Jacob is my twin.
    Yeah, well you live too far away.

    He can't walk over to your house.
    I have more sex appeal in my literal finger than you have shown on Usenet
    Why be a woman?
    It’s impossible to be a women without knowing me
    It’s now virtually impossible for Bob Dylan to not know Darlene Jacobsen

    Just saying
    Anything else is bs
    i'm sorry. i can't decipher your first sentence.

    are you schizo?
    You made the first play.
    I have last rock
    What shot are you leaving me?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Batman The real one@21:1/5 to roach on Wed Aug 31 17:32:15 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:26:45 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:17:00 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:14:05 PM UTC-6, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:03:09 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:49:59 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:45:10 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins
    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.
    my last name means the son of Jacob and I wear the symbol over my right eye 👁
    You need me more than I need you
    Bob and I are in love
    Please go away
    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Jacob is my twin.
    Yeah, well you live too far away.

    He can't walk over to your house.
    I have more sex appeal in my literal finger than you have shown on Usenet
    Why be a woman?
    It’s impossible to be a women without knowing me
    It’s now virtually impossible for Bob Dylan to not know Darlene Jacobsen

    Just saying
    Anything else is bs
    i'm sorry. i can't decipher your first sentence.

    are you schizo?

    Ask any skip if they are schizophrenic
    I doubt it

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From roach@21:1/5 to Batman The real one on Wed Aug 31 17:48:11 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:32:16 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:26:45 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:17:00 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:14:05 PM UTC-6, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:03:09 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:49:59 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:45:10 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins
    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.
    my last name means the son of Jacob and I wear the symbol over my right eye 👁
    You need me more than I need you
    Bob and I are in love
    Please go away
    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Jacob is my twin.
    Yeah, well you live too far away.

    He can't walk over to your house.
    I have more sex appeal in my literal finger than you have shown on Usenet
    Why be a woman?
    It’s impossible to be a women without knowing me
    It’s now virtually impossible for Bob Dylan to not know Darlene Jacobsen

    Just saying
    Anything else is bs
    i'm sorry. i can't decipher your first sentence.

    are you schizo?
    Ask any skip if they are schizophrenic
    I doubt it

    well, if they call themselves we....is there much room for doubt?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From roach@21:1/5 to Batman The real one on Wed Aug 31 17:54:55 2022
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:30:47 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:26:45 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:17:00 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:14:05 PM UTC-6, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 6:03:09 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:49:59 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 5:45:10 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 4:43:38 PM UTC-7, Batman The real one wrote:
    On Wednesday, August 31, 2022 at 1:15:08 PM UTC-6, roach wrote:
    Dear Bob,

    I'd like to gobble your knob.

    With Love,
    Rachel
    Rachel , Bob sent me many DM’s on Twitter.
    He thinks we are twins
    No, I'm sorry Darlene, you crazy biyotch.
    my last name means the son of Jacob and I wear the symbol over my right eye 👁
    You need me more than I need you
    Bob and I are in love
    Please go away
    We are definitely not, and to be frank with you, your phone call made me want to vomit.

    Jacob is my twin.
    Yeah, well you live too far away.

    He can't walk over to your house.
    I have more sex appeal in my literal finger than you have shown on Usenet
    Why be a woman?
    It’s impossible to be a women without knowing me
    It’s now virtually impossible for Bob Dylan to not know Darlene Jacobsen

    Just saying
    Anything else is bs
    i'm sorry. i can't decipher your first sentence.

    are you schizo?
    You made the first play.
    I have last rock
    What shot are you leaving me?

    a bullet to my brain ?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)