• up early, good morning

    From Creon@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 10:49:20 2022
    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    --
    -Creon

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Creon@21:1/5 to creon@creon.earth on Fri Oct 28 12:45:32 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    --
    -Creon

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Creon@21:1/5 to BIDEN BALONEY on Fri Oct 28 20:44:51 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, TRAITOR JOE'S
    BIDEN BALONEY <Bull@Schitt.corn> wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?

    um...count sheepdogs?

    Beats me.

    --
    -Creon

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 13:30:47 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 14:44:16 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Creon@21:1/5 to creon@creon.earth on Fri Oct 28 20:50:46 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In <pan$3672d$3f2b5440$9a8e2778$27b28845@creon.earth>, Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    In <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, TRAITOR JOE'S
    BIDEN BALONEY <Bull@Schitt.corn> wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?

    um...count sheepdogs?

    Beats me.

    Ah. Wonders if there really is a dog.

    --
    -Creon

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 14:11:49 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 20:44:51 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, TRAITOR JOE'S
    BIDEN BALONEY <Bull@Schitt.corn> wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?

    um...count sheepdogs?

    Beats me.

    He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Creon@21:1/5 to BIDEN BALONEY on Fri Oct 28 21:28:28 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In <MPG.3dc5e56fee738c6d98b9b5@usnews.blocknews.net>, TRAITOR JOE'S
    BIDEN BALONEY <Bull@Schitt.corn> wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 20:44:51 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, TRAITOR JOE'S
    BIDEN BALONEY <Bull@Schitt.corn> wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?

    um...count sheepdogs?

    Beats me.

    He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

    Actually had heard it before, but the memory escaped me.

    Our dog is a chihuahua/dachshund mix, a "chaweenie". She is
    not the One True Dog though, so will have to keep wondering...

    --
    -Creon

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 14:17:10 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry about this until December.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 15:19:45 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In article <MPG.3dc5e6b0ffd7e67a98b9b6@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry about this until December.

    Ah hell, it will still weigh 1500 pounds in December.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 14:26:11 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:19:45 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5e6b0ffd7e67a98b9b6@usnews.blocknews.net>, Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.

    Ah hell, it will still weigh 1500 pounds in December.

    Yeah, but preferably not still in my van.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Mike Hunt@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Fri Oct 28 17:54:22 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:19:45 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5e6b0ffd7e67a98b9b6@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.

    Ah hell, it will still weigh 1500 pounds in December.

    Yeah, but preferably not still in my van.

    Stay away from his candy van, kids.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Mike Hunt@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Fri Oct 28 17:55:40 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    <....>
    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Paranoia strikes deep.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Mike Hunt@21:1/5 to Usenet punching balloon Skeeter on Fri Oct 28 17:59:54 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.atheism

    Usenet punching balloon Skeeter wrote:
    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! >>
    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?


    Yea, spend all day and half the night showing
    anyone that will bother to read you here in
    these froups just how fucking stupid you really
    are, hunkered down in your rented trailer, Tony.

    Some things never change.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to Mike Hunt on Fri Oct 28 15:17:42 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack

    Mike Hunt wrote:
    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    <....>
    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound
    vault
    door out of my transit and into my house.  I wasn't supposed to have
    to worry
    about this until December.


    Paranoia strikes deep.

    no it doesn't

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Mike Hunt@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 18:22:10 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack
    XPost: alt.atheism

    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    <....>
    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house.  I wasn't supposed to have
    to worry
    about this until December.


    Paranoia strikes deep.

    no it doesn't

    Eat another fist full of pills.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to Mike Hunt on Fri Oct 28 15:23:22 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack
    XPost: alt.atheism

    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    <....>
    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house.  I wasn't supposed to have
    to worry
    about this until December.


    Paranoia strikes deep.

    no it doesn't

    Eat another fist full of pills.

    i can't take pills they get caught in my throat

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Mike Hunt@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 18:24:56 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack
    XPost: alt.atheism

    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    <....>
    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house.  I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry
    about this until December.


    Paranoia strikes deep.

    no it doesn't

    Eat another fist full of pills.

    i can't take pills they get caught in my throat

    Sip some water in between the fist fulls next time.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Mike Hunt@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 18:28:35 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack
    XPost: alt.atheism

    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    <....>
    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 >>>>>>> pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house.  I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry
    about this until December.


    Paranoia strikes deep.

    no it doesn't

    Eat another fist full of pills.

    i can't take pills they get caught in my throat

    Sip some water in between the fist fulls next time.

    i don't drink water

    Looks like the fist fulls are finally kicking in
    for you, I'm glad you didn't choke out, counselor.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to Mike Hunt on Fri Oct 28 15:25:41 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack
    XPost: alt.atheism

    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    <....>
    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house.  I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry
    about this until December.


    Paranoia strikes deep.

    no it doesn't

    Eat another fist full of pills.

    i can't take pills they get caught in my throat

    Sip some water in between the fist fulls next time.

    i don't drink water

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to Mike Hunt on Fri Oct 28 15:37:47 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack
    XPost: alt.atheism

    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    <....>
    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 >>>>>>>> pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house.  I wasn't supposed to >>>>>>>> have to worry
    about this until December.


    Paranoia strikes deep.

    no it doesn't

    Eat another fist full of pills.

    i can't take pills they get caught in my throat

    Sip some water in between the fist fulls next time.

    i don't drink water

    Looks like the fist fulls are finally kicking in
    for you, I'm glad you didn't choke out, counselor.

    i have no idea what you're talking about but ,
    think what you like i'm going to

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 15:44:14 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:54:22 -0400, Mike Hunt put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:19:45 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5e6b0ffd7e67a98b9b6@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.

    Ah hell, it will still weigh 1500 pounds in December.

    Yeah, but preferably not still in my van.

    Stay away from his candy van, kids.

    I don't serve minors.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 15:45:55 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:55:40 -0400, Mike Hunt put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    <....>
    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.


    Paranoia strikes deep.

    So will reality.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Fri Oct 28 15:47:18 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:54:22 -0400, Mike Hunt put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:19:45 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5e6b0ffd7e67a98b9b6@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.

    Ah hell, it will still weigh 1500 pounds in December.

    Yeah, but preferably not still in my van.

    Stay away from his candy van, kids.

    I don't serve minors.

    i'm diabetic i can't eat them

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 16:52:15 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.atheism

    In article <vhY6L.116937$ocy7.109913@fx38.iad>, m.hunt@noneyabiz.invalid says...

    Usenet punching balloon Skeeter wrote:
    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?


    Yea, spend all day and half the night showing
    anyone that will bother to read you here in
    these froups just how fucking stupid you really
    are, hunkered down in your rented trailer, Tony.

    Some things never change.


    Howdy rerun. Bored or just leg humping?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Fri Oct 28 15:54:02 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack
    XPost: alt.atheism

    Skeeter wrote:
    In article <CuacnWrUl58mxMH-nZ2dnZfqnPWdnZ2d@giganews.com>, pursent100 @gmail.com says...

    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    <....>
    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 >>>>>>>>>> pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house.  I wasn't supposed to >>>>>>>>>> have to worry
    about this until December.

    ;
    Paranoia strikes deep.

    no it doesn't
    ;
    Eat another fist full of pills.

    i can't take pills they get caught in my throat
    ;
    Sip some water in between the fist fulls next time.

    i don't drink water
    >
    Looks like the fist fulls are finally kicking in
    for you, I'm glad you didn't choke out, counselor.

    i have no idea what you're talking about but ,
    think what you like i'm going to

    i think he's lonely.

    we'll fix that i'll just tell him lies

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 16:53:06 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack
    XPost: alt.atheism

    In article <CuacnWrUl58mxMH-nZ2dnZfqnPWdnZ2d@giganews.com>, pursent100 @gmail.com says...

    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    % wrote:
    Mike Hunt wrote:
    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    <....>
    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 >>>>>>>> pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house.  I wasn't supposed to >>>>>>>> have to worry
    about this until December.


    Paranoia strikes deep.

    no it doesn't

    Eat another fist full of pills.

    i can't take pills they get caught in my throat

    Sip some water in between the fist fulls next time.

    i don't drink water

    Looks like the fist fulls are finally kicking in
    for you, I'm glad you didn't choke out, counselor.

    i have no idea what you're talking about but ,
    think what you like i'm going to

    i think he's lonely.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 16:56:50 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In article <icY6L.129691$OR4c.10915@fx46.iad>, m.hunt@noneyabiz.invalid
    says...

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:19:45 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5e6b0ffd7e67a98b9b6@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.

    Ah hell, it will still weigh 1500 pounds in December.

    Yeah, but preferably not still in my van.

    Stay away from his candy van, kids.

    Chad has the strangest thoughts when he's lonely.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 16:57:51 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In article <DrOdnUNjJulqxsH-nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com>, pursent100 @gmail.com says...

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:54:22 -0400, Mike Hunt put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:19:45 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5e6b0ffd7e67a98b9b6@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.

    Ah hell, it will still weigh 1500 pounds in December.

    Yeah, but preferably not still in my van.

    Stay away from his candy van, kids.

    I don't serve minors.

    i'm diabetic i can't eat them


    what if the minors didn't eat sugar, would you eat them then?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 16:59:23 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.slack

    In article <wdY6L.129692$OR4c.126342@fx46.iad>, m.hunt@noneyabiz.invalid says...

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    <....>
    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.


    Paranoia strikes deep.


    Make some phone calls, get some help. You do have a phone don't you?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 16:58:42 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In article <pan$3d5ce$4aa106d4$f65dd175$17f33865@creon.earth>, creon@creon.earth says...

    In <MPG.3dc5e56fee738c6d98b9b5@usnews.blocknews.net>, TRAITOR JOE'S
    BIDEN BALONEY <Bull@Schitt.corn> wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 20:44:51 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, TRAITOR JOE'S
    BIDEN BALONEY <Bull@Schitt.corn> wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?

    um...count sheepdogs?

    Beats me.

    He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

    Actually had heard it before, but the memory escaped me.

    Our dog is a chihuahua/dachshund mix, a "chaweenie". She is
    not the One True Dog though, so will have to keep wondering...


    I got one of them, smart dog.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Fri Oct 28 15:58:54 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Skeeter wrote:
    In article <DrOdnUNjJulqxsH-nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com>, pursent100 @gmail.com says...

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:54:22 -0400, Mike Hunt put forth the notion that: >>> #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:19:45 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5e6b0ffd7e67a98b9b6@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>>>>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>>>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.

    Ah hell, it will still weigh 1500 pounds in December.

    Yeah, but preferably not still in my van.

    Stay away from his candy van, kids.

    I don't serve minors.

    i'm diabetic i can't eat them


    what if the minors didn't eat sugar, would you eat them then?

    i don't answer to you

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 17:02:12 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In article <DrOdnXxjJukyw8H-nZ2dnZfqnPoAAAAA@giganews.com>, pursent100 @gmail.com says...

    Skeeter wrote:
    In article <DrOdnUNjJulqxsH-nZ2dnZfqnPqdnZ2d@giganews.com>, pursent100 @gmail.com says...

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 17:54:22 -0400, Mike Hunt put forth the notion that: >>> #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:19:45 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5e6b0ffd7e67a98b9b6@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, >>>>>>>> Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>>>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.

    Ah hell, it will still weigh 1500 pounds in December.

    Yeah, but preferably not still in my van.

    Stay away from his candy van, kids.

    I don't serve minors.

    i'm diabetic i can't eat them


    what if the minors didn't eat sugar, would you eat them then?

    i don't answer to you

    well fine then

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 16:04:48 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 16:56:50 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <icY6L.129691$OR4c.10915@fx46.iad>, m.hunt@noneyabiz.invalid says...

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:19:45 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5e6b0ffd7e67a98b9b6@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.

    Ah hell, it will still weigh 1500 pounds in December.

    Yeah, but preferably not still in my van.

    Stay away from his candy van, kids.

    Chad has the strangest thoughts when he's lonely.

    Like how would I put candy in a van that already has a 1500 pound crate in
    it?

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 17:12:29 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In article <MPG.3dc5ffeebf7b782d98b9bc@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 16:56:50 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <icY6L.129691$OR4c.10915@fx46.iad>, m.hunt@noneyabiz.invalid says...

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:19:45 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: #


    In article <MPG.3dc5e6b0ffd7e67a98b9b6@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.

    Ah hell, it will still weigh 1500 pounds in December.

    Yeah, but preferably not still in my van.

    Stay away from his candy van, kids.

    Chad has the strangest thoughts when he's lonely.

    Like how would I put candy in a van that already has a 1500 pound crate in it?

    I know right?

    <flips hair>

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Fri Oct 28 17:57:56 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In article <acicnXvNN_gM-sH-nZ2dnZfqnPudnZ2d@giganews.com>, pursent100 @gmail.com says...

    Skeeter wrote:
    In article <MPG.3dc5ffeebf7b782d98b9bc@usnews.blocknews.net>, Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 16:56:50 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <icY6L.129691$OR4c.10915@fx46.iad>, m.hunt@noneyabiz.invalid >>> says...

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:19:45 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5e6b0ffd7e67a98b9b6@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, >>>>>>>> Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>>>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.

    Ah hell, it will still weigh 1500 pounds in December.

    Yeah, but preferably not still in my van.

    Stay away from his candy van, kids.

    Chad has the strangest thoughts when he's lonely.

    Like how would I put candy in a van that already has a 1500 pound crate in >> it?

    I know right?

    <flips hair>

    why is chad in your spare vehicle

    i think he weighs more than that

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Fri Oct 28 16:36:48 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Skeeter wrote:
    In article <MPG.3dc5ffeebf7b782d98b9bc@usnews.blocknews.net>, Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! >>
    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 16:56:50 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <icY6L.129691$OR4c.10915@fx46.iad>, m.hunt@noneyabiz.invalid
    says...

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 15:19:45 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5e6b0ffd7e67a98b9b6@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>>>>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>>>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault
    door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry
    about this until December.

    Ah hell, it will still weigh 1500 pounds in December.

    Yeah, but preferably not still in my van.

    Stay away from his candy van, kids.

    Chad has the strangest thoughts when he's lonely.

    Like how would I put candy in a van that already has a 1500 pound crate in >> it?

    I know right?

    <flips hair>

    why is chad in your spare vehicle

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From pandora@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Sat Oct 29 23:49:33 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:11:49 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 20:44:51 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, TRAITOR JOE'S
    BIDEN BALONEY <Bull@Schitt.corn> wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?

    um...count sheepdogs?

    Beats me.

    He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.


    Heheheehehehehe.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Sat Oct 29 18:05:55 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From pandora@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Sat Oct 29 23:50:56 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound
    vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to pandora on Sat Oct 29 17:22:40 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    pandora wrote:
    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound
    vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    float it with balloons

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From pandora@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Sun Oct 30 00:18:40 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't
    supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea


    Or a *winch*. :-)

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Sn!pe@21:1/5 to pandora on Sun Oct 30 01:47:31 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>, pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't
    supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    Or a *winch*. :-)

    If you could find a wench that can do the job, she'd be a keeper.

    --
    ^Ï^. My pet rock Gordon just is.

    ~ Slava Ukraini ~

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to All on Sat Oct 29 18:04:23 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Sn!pe wrote:
    pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote: >>>>
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't
    supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    Or a *winch*. :-)

    If you could find a wench that can do the job, she'd be a keeper.

    my dentist has one he uses to pull my teeth

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From pandora@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 30 00:43:08 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 01:47:31 +0100, Sn!pe wrote:

    pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY
    wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts
    by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>,
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't
    supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    Or a *winch*. :-)

    If you could find a wench that can do the job, she'd be a keeper.


    Ayup!

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to pandora on Sat Oct 29 18:05:54 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    pandora wrote:
    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 01:47:31 +0100, Sn!pe wrote:

    pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY
    wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts >>>>>>>> by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>,
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't
    supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    Or a *winch*. :-)

    If you could find a wench that can do the job, she'd be a keeper.


    Ayup!

    i'll carry it in for him for a nominal service charge

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Sat Oct 29 19:09:48 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 23:50:56 +0000, pandora put forth the notion that:
    #


    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    The only ice here is in my freezer.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Sat Oct 29 19:08:37 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 23:49:33 +0000, pandora put forth the notion that:
    #


    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:11:49 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 20:44:51 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, TRAITOR JOE'S
    BIDEN BALONEY <Bull@Schitt.corn> wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?

    um...count sheepdogs?

    Beats me.

    He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.


    Heheheehehehehe.

    I'll be here all week...

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

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    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Sat Oct 29 19:07:36 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it, bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500
    pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional 2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Sat Oct 29 19:10:48 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound >>>> vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it, bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500 pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional 2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Sat Oct 29 19:14:50 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 00:18:40 +0000, pandora put forth the notion that:
    #


    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>, pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't
    supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea


    Or a *winch*. :-)

    I'll take either...

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Sat Oct 29 19:26:14 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 00:18:40 +0000, pandora put forth the notion that:
    #


    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote: >>>>
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't
    supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea


    Or a *winch*. :-)

    I'll take either...

    put a yolk around chad's neck ,
    he should have the weight to drag it around

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Sat Oct 29 19:37:22 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:10:48 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote: >>>
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound >>>> vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to >>>> have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to
    drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500 pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    I wish I had one. I've been looking for a used one but haven't found
    anything close to Seattle... where I live.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Sat Oct 29 19:24:32 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 23:49:33 +0000, pandora put forth the notion that:
    #


    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:11:49 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 20:44:51 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, TRAITOR JOE'S >>>> BIDEN BALONEY <Bull@Schitt.corn> wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?

    um...count sheepdogs?

    Beats me.

    He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.


    Heheheehehehehe.

    I'll be here all week...

    will you blub

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Sat Oct 29 19:42:03 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:10:48 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote: >>>>>
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>>>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound >>>>>> vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to >>>>>> have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the >>> pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to
    drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a >>> hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500 >>> pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the
    thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated. >>>
    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    I wish I had one. I've been looking for a used one but haven't found anything close to Seattle... where I live.

    see how much they are to rent you only need a few hours

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Sat Oct 29 19:43:49 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:54 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    pandora wrote:
    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 01:47:31 +0100, Sn!pe wrote:

    pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY
    wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion >>>>>>>> that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, >>>>>>>>> Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts >>>>>>>>>> by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion >>>>>>>>>> that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>,
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 >>>>>>>> pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't >>>>>>>> supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    Or a *winch*. :-)

    If you could find a wench that can do the job, she'd be a keeper.


    Ayup!

    i'll carry it in for him for a nominal service charge

    I'd gladly pay a couple grand to have a few people come out here and install it.

    that never works for you they're always doing it wrong

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Sat Oct 29 19:39:53 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:54 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    pandora wrote:
    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 01:47:31 +0100, Sn!pe wrote:

    pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY
    wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion >>>>>> that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts >>>>>>>> by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion >>>>>>>> that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>,
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 >>>>>> pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't
    supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    Or a *winch*. :-)

    If you could find a wench that can do the job, she'd be a keeper.


    Ayup!

    i'll carry it in for him for a nominal service charge

    I'd gladly pay a couple grand to have a few people come out here and install it.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Sat Oct 29 19:50:36 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:42:03 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:10:48 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>> #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote: >>>>>
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound >>>>>> vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to >>>>>> have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the
    pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to
    drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a
    hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500 >>> pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the >>> thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated. >>>
    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    I wish I had one. I've been looking for a used one but haven't found anything close to Seattle... where I live.

    see how much they are to rent you only need a few hours

    I'm always wanting to move dirt around but I can't operate a shovel.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
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    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

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    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
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    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
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  • From %@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Sat Oct 29 19:57:59 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:42:03 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:10:48 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>>> #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote: >>>>>>>
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, >>>>>>>>> Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>>>>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound >>>>>>>> vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to >>>>>>>> have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the
    pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to
    drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a
    hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500 >>>>> pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the >>>>> thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated. >>>>>
    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    I wish I had one. I've been looking for a used one but haven't found
    anything close to Seattle... where I live.

    see how much they are to rent you only need a few hours

    I'm always wanting to move dirt around but I can't operate a shovel.

    well keep searching but they're hard to find ,
    a guy can make a killing with one here

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Sat Oct 29 21:35:59 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In article <MPG.3dc77c449898b17d98b9cc@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>, pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >> > #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it, bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500 pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional 2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    does it come with a knocker?

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Skeeter@21:1/5 to All on Sat Oct 29 21:33:18 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In article <J4CdndchkMh9X8D-nZ2dnZfqn_oAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>, pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't
    supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea


    Or a *winch*. :-)


    No, I meant she could do the heavy work.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Sat Oct 29 20:45:01 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Skeeter wrote:
    In article <J4CdndchkMh9X8D-nZ2dnZfqn_oAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote: >>>>
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't
    supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea


    Or a *winch*. :-)


    No, I meant she could do the heavy work.

    a lusty pagan wench

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to Skeeter on Sat Oct 29 20:47:50 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Skeeter wrote:
    In article <MPG.3dc77c449898b17d98b9cc@usnews.blocknews.net>, Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! >>
    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote: >>>>
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>>> #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >>>>>>> #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound >>>>> vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to >>>>> have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the >> pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to >> drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a >> hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500
    pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the
    thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    does it come with a knocker?

    you just got doubled

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Creon@21:1/5 to nomail@invalid.invalid on Sun Oct 30 06:25:40 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In <MPG.3dc79f09cc8c57c5989e78@usnews.blocknews.net>, Skeeter <nomail@invalid.invalid> wrote:

    In article <MPG.3dc77c449898b17d98b9cc@usnews.blocknews.net>, Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! >>
    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote: >> > >
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >> > > >> > Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that: >> > > >> > #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >> > > >> > > <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound >> > > > vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to >> > > > have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the >> pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to >> drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a >> hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500
    pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the
    thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    does it come with a knocker?

    That was a very definite ell-oh-ell.

    --
    -Creon

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
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  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 30 00:07:36 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 06:25:40 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <MPG.3dc79f09cc8c57c5989e78@usnews.blocknews.net>, Skeeter <nomail@invalid.invalid> wrote:

    In article <MPG.3dc77c449898b17d98b9cc@usnews.blocknews.net>, Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote: >> > >
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >> > > >> > Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >> > > >> > > <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound
    vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the >> pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to
    drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a
    hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500 >> pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the
    thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    does it come with a knocker?

    That was a very definite ell-oh-ell.

    I opted out on knockers because they only come in pairs.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 30 00:12:47 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:57:59 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:42:03 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:10:48 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>>> #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, >>>>>>>>> Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound
    vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the
    pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to
    drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a
    hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500
    pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the >>>>> thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    I wish I had one. I've been looking for a used one but haven't found
    anything close to Seattle... where I live.

    see how much they are to rent you only need a few hours

    I'm always wanting to move dirt around but I can't operate a shovel.

    well keep searching but they're hard to find ,
    a guy can make a killing with one here

    Around $25 grand for a used Dingo. I'm probably just going to rent one when
    I need it. I have other ways for this project but it isn't going to be easy.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

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    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 30 00:37:32 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:43:49 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:54 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    pandora wrote:
    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 01:47:31 +0100, Sn!pe wrote:

    pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY >>>>>>> wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion >>>>>>>> that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, >>>>>>>>> Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts >>>>>>>>>> by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion >>>>>>>>>> that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>,
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 >>>>>>>> pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't >>>>>>>> supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    Or a *winch*. :-)

    If you could find a wench that can do the job, she'd be a keeper.


    Ayup!

    i'll carry it in for him for a nominal service charge

    I'd gladly pay a couple grand to have a few people come out here and install
    it.

    that never works for you they're always doing it wrong

    That's usually the case, and why I usually end up doing everything myself and fucking up my back more.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 30 00:18:08 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 21:35:59 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc77c449898b17d98b9cc@usnews.blocknews.net>, Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>, pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >> > Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >> > > <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound
    vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to
    drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500 pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    does it come with a knocker?

    Does it... why, I oughtta use a knocker up side yer head...

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Sn!pe@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 30 12:24:19 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.

    --
    ^Ï^. My pet rock Gordon just is.

    ~ Slava Ukraini ~

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From pandora@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Sun Oct 30 16:16:13 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:39:53 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:54 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    pandora wrote:
    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 01:47:31 +0100, Sn!pe wrote:

    pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY
    wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts
    by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the
    notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts
    by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>,
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500
    pound vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't
    supposed to have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    Or a *winch*. :-)

    If you could find a wench that can do the job, she'd be a keeper.


    Ayup!

    i'll carry it in for him for a nominal service charge

    I'd gladly pay a couple grand to have a few people come out here and
    install it.


    That's a good idea. Better than trying to do it alone.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Sun Oct 30 11:09:02 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:57:59 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:42:03 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:10:48 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that: >>>>>>> #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, >>>>>>>>>>> Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound
    vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the
    pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to
    drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a
    hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500
    pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the >>>>>>> thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    I wish I had one. I've been looking for a used one but haven't found >>>>> anything close to Seattle... where I live.

    see how much they are to rent you only need a few hours

    I'm always wanting to move dirt around but I can't operate a shovel.

    well keep searching but they're hard to find ,
    a guy can make a killing with one here

    Around $25 grand for a used Dingo. I'm probably just going to rent one when I need it. I have other ways for this project but it isn't going to be easy.

    it never is

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 30 23:26:15 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:09:02 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:57:59 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:42:03 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:10:48 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>, >>>>>>>> pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, >>>>>>>>>>> Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does? >>>>>>>>>>>

    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound
    vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the
    pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to
    drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a
    hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500
    pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the
    thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    I wish I had one. I've been looking for a used one but haven't found >>>>> anything close to Seattle... where I live.

    see how much they are to rent you only need a few hours

    I'm always wanting to move dirt around but I can't operate a shovel.

    well keep searching but they're hard to find ,
    a guy can make a killing with one here

    Around $25 grand for a used Dingo. I'm probably just going to rent one when
    I need it. I have other ways for this project but it isn't going to be easy.

    it never is

    Somehow, I always wind up having to move heavy shit.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Creon@21:1/5 to All on Mon Oct 31 13:58:13 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In <1q0n11p.lv2ke81q55fh3N%snipeco.2@gmail.com>, snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.

    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,

    --
    -Creon

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Sn!pe@21:1/5 to Creon on Mon Oct 31 14:19:19 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.


    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,


    To use the honorifics 'Mr.' and 'Esq.' together is tautological;
    please use only one or the other.

    singed: Mr. Gerk Hall, Esq., world class grammarian and faux lawyer.

    --
    ^Ï^. My pet rock Gordon just is.

    ~ Slava Ukraini ~

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Janithor@21:1/5 to All on Mon Oct 31 08:26:17 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    x-no-archive: yes

    On 10/31/2022 7:19 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.


    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,


    To use the honorifics 'Mr.' and 'Esq.' together is tautological;
    please use only one or the other.

    singed: Mr. Gerk Hall, Esq., world class grammarian and faux lawyer.

    I miss the Colonel. :-(

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Mon Oct 31 09:29:21 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:09:02 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:57:59 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:42:03 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:10:48 -0700, % put forth the notion that: >>>>>>> #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>, >>>>>>>>>> pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by >>>>>>>>>>>> Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, >>>>>>>>>>>>> Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does? >>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound
    vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea >>>>>>>>>
    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the
    pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to
    drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a
    hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500
    pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the
    thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    I wish I had one. I've been looking for a used one but haven't found >>>>>>> anything close to Seattle... where I live.

    see how much they are to rent you only need a few hours

    I'm always wanting to move dirt around but I can't operate a shovel. >>>>>
    well keep searching but they're hard to find ,
    a guy can make a killing with one here

    Around $25 grand for a used Dingo. I'm probably just going to rent one when
    I need it. I have other ways for this project but it isn't going to be easy.

    it never is

    Somehow, I always wind up having to move heavy shit.

    stop doing stuff

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From pandora@21:1/5 to Creon on Mon Oct 31 16:36:09 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:58:13 +0000, Creon wrote:

    In <1q0n11p.lv2ke81q55fh3N%snipeco.2@gmail.com>, snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.

    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,

    I thought it was pretty funny.

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to All on Mon Oct 31 09:37:04 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Sn!pe wrote:
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.


    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,


    To use the honorifics 'Mr.' and 'Esq.' together is tautological;
    please use only one or the other.

    singed: Mr. Gerk Hall, Esq., world class grammarian and faux lawyer.

    i miss him he was a good friend

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to Janithor on Mon Oct 31 09:38:00 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Janithor wrote:
    x-no-archive: yes

    On 10/31/2022 7:19 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.


    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,


    To use the honorifics 'Mr.' and 'Esq.' together is tautological;
    please use only one or the other.
    singed:  Mr. Gerk Hall, Esq., world class grammarian and faux lawyer.

    I miss the Colonel.  :-(

    i miss millie

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Creon@21:1/5 to pandora@peak.org on Mon Oct 31 19:42:58 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In <F1qdnUG4XNvkZML-nZ2dnZfqn_cAAAAA@supernews.com>, pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:58:13 +0000, Creon wrote:

    In <1q0n11p.lv2ke81q55fh3N%snipeco.2@gmail.com>,
    snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.

    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,

    I thought it was pretty funny.

    I thought so too, too be fair. :)

    But nature abhors a pun...

    --
    -Creon

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Sn!pe@21:1/5 to Creon on Mon Oct 31 20:11:21 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    In <F1qdnUG4XNvkZML-nZ2dnZfqn_cAAAAA@supernews.com>, pandora <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:58:13 +0000, Creon wrote:

    In <1q0n11p.lv2ke81q55fh3N%snipeco.2@gmail.com>,
    snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.

    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,

    I thought it was pretty funny.

    I thought so too, too be fair. :)

    But nature abhors a pun...

    Dylsexia lures, KO.

    --
    ^Ï^. My pet rock Gordon just is.

    ~ Slava Ukraini ~

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to All on Mon Oct 31 14:02:59 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Sn!pe wrote:
    % <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Sn!pe wrote:
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    In <F1qdnUG4XNvkZML-nZ2dnZfqn_cAAAAA@supernews.com>, pandora
    <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:58:13 +0000, Creon wrote:

    In <1q0n11p.lv2ke81q55fh3N%snipeco.2@gmail.com>,
    snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.

    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,

    I thought it was pretty funny.

    I thought so too, too be fair. :)

    But nature abhors a pun...

    Dylsexia lures, KO.

    i'm going to go get roach

    OGM!

    then we'll see what's what

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From Sn!pe@21:1/5 to pursent100@gmail.com on Mon Oct 31 20:47:38 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    % <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Sn!pe wrote:
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    In <F1qdnUG4XNvkZML-nZ2dnZfqn_cAAAAA@supernews.com>, pandora
    <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:58:13 +0000, Creon wrote:

    In <1q0n11p.lv2ke81q55fh3N%snipeco.2@gmail.com>,
    snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.

    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,

    I thought it was pretty funny.

    I thought so too, too be fair. :)

    But nature abhors a pun...

    Dylsexia lures, KO.

    i'm going to go get roach

    OGM!

    --
    ^Ï^. My pet rock Gordon just is.

    ~ Slava Ukraini ~

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to All on Mon Oct 31 13:28:17 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Sn!pe wrote:
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    In <F1qdnUG4XNvkZML-nZ2dnZfqn_cAAAAA@supernews.com>, pandora
    <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:58:13 +0000, Creon wrote:

    In <1q0n11p.lv2ke81q55fh3N%snipeco.2@gmail.com>,
    snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.

    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,

    I thought it was pretty funny.

    I thought so too, too be fair. :)

    But nature abhors a pun...

    Dylsexia lures, KO.

    i'm going to go get roach

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From %@21:1/5 to TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY on Mon Oct 31 18:39:44 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 09:29:21 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:09:02 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:57:59 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:42:03 -0700, % put forth the notion that: >>>>>>> #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:10:48 -0700, % put forth the notion that: >>>>>>>>> #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>, >>>>>>>>>>>> pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound
    vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea >>>>>>>>>>>
    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the
    pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to
    drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a
    hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500
    pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the
    thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    I wish I had one. I've been looking for a used one but haven't found >>>>>>>>> anything close to Seattle... where I live.

    see how much they are to rent you only need a few hours

    I'm always wanting to move dirt around but I can't operate a shovel. >>>>>>>
    well keep searching but they're hard to find ,
    a guy can make a killing with one here

    Around $25 grand for a used Dingo. I'm probably just going to rent one when
    I need it. I have other ways for this project but it isn't going to be easy.

    it never is

    Somehow, I always wind up having to move heavy shit.

    stop doing stuff

    I don't do a lot of stuff but when I do something, it sure makes up for it. Now it looks like I'm going to have to take off the door from the garage to the house, including tearing out the jamb and then remove the garage door because the spring on one side is in the way. That's just to get it in the house.

    make it one of those split in the middle doors ,
    you can open the top half or the bottom half

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Mon Oct 31 18:21:59 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 09:29:21 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:09:02 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:57:59 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:42:03 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:10:48 -0700, % put forth the notion that: >>>>>>> #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>, >>>>>>>>>> pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, >>>>>>>>>>>>> Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does? >>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound
    vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea >>>>>>>>>
    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the
    pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to
    drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a
    hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500
    pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the
    thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    I wish I had one. I've been looking for a used one but haven't found >>>>>>> anything close to Seattle... where I live.

    see how much they are to rent you only need a few hours

    I'm always wanting to move dirt around but I can't operate a shovel. >>>>>
    well keep searching but they're hard to find ,
    a guy can make a killing with one here

    Around $25 grand for a used Dingo. I'm probably just going to rent one when
    I need it. I have other ways for this project but it isn't going to be easy.

    it never is

    Somehow, I always wind up having to move heavy shit.

    stop doing stuff

    I don't do a lot of stuff but when I do something, it sure makes up for it.
    Now it looks like I'm going to have to take off the door from the garage to
    the house, including tearing out the jamb and then remove the garage door because the spring on one side is in the way. That's just to get it in the house.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Tue Nov 1 01:35:18 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 09:37:04 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    Sn!pe wrote:
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.


    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,


    To use the honorifics 'Mr.' and 'Esq.' together is tautological;
    please use only one or the other.

    singed: Mr. Gerk Hall, Esq., world class grammarian and faux lawyer.

    i miss him he was a good friend

    He was one of the more intelligent members of AC.

    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

    --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
    * Origin: fsxNet Usenet Gateway (21:1/5)
  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Tue Nov 1 01:17:35 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 18:39:44 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 09:29:21 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:09:02 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:57:59 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:42:03 -0700, % put forth the notion that: >>>>>>> #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:10:48 -0700, % put forth the notion that: >>>>>>>>> #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>, >>>>>>>>>>>> pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth the notion that:
    #


    In article <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>, Creon
    <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to get a 1500 pound
    vault door out of my transit and into my house. I wasn't supposed to
    have to worry about this until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an idea >>>>>>>>>>>
    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop it down to the
    pavement, and then use a collection of hoists and other rigging equipment to
    drag it into the house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a
    hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that can lift 1500
    pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand it up. It depends on the
    thickness of the frame and the hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting
    it into place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an additional
    2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not enough, it gets complicated.

    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    I wish I had one. I've been looking for a used one but haven't found
    anything close to Seattle... where I live.

    see how much they are to rent you only need a few hours

    I'm always wanting to move dirt around but I can't operate a shovel. >>>>>>>
    well keep searching but they're hard to find ,
    a guy can make a killing with one here

    Around $25 grand for a used Dingo. I'm probably just going to rent one when
    I need it. I have other ways for this project but it isn't going to be easy.

    it never is

    Somehow, I always wind up having to move heavy shit.

    stop doing stuff

    I don't do a lot of stuff but when I do something, it sure makes up for it. Now it looks like I'm going to have to take off the door from the garage to the house, including tearing out the jamb and then remove the garage door because the spring on one side is in the way. That's just to get it in the house.

    make it one of those split in the middle doors ,
    you can open the top half or the bottom half

    You couldn't do that with a vault door. It has rods and gears and stuff all over the place.

    --
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    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

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  • From Creon@21:1/5 to BIDEN BALONEY on Tue Nov 1 13:52:48 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In <MPG.3dca75f85d6311f198ba03@usnews.blocknews.net>, TRAITOR JOE'S
    BIDEN BALONEY <Bull@Schitt.corn> wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 18:39:44 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 09:29:21 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:09:02 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:57:59 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts
    by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:42:03 -0700, % put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading
    posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:10:48 -0700, % put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading
    posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the
    notion that:
    #


    In article
    <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN
    BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading
    posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth
    the notion that:
    #


    In article
    <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when
    reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the
    notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>,
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to
    get a 1500 pound vault door out of my transit and into
    my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry about this
    until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an
    idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van
    out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop
    it down to the pavement, and then use a collection of
    hoists and other rigging equipment to drag it into the
    house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a
    hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that
    can lift 1500 pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand
    it up. It depends on the thickness of the frame and the
    hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting it into
    place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an
    additional 2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not
    enough, it gets complicated.

    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    I wish I had one. I've been looking for a used one but
    haven't found anything close to Seattle... where I live.

    see how much they are to rent you only need a few hours

    I'm always wanting to move dirt around but I can't operate a
    shovel.

    well keep searching but they're hard to find ,
    a guy can make a killing with one here

    Around $25 grand for a used Dingo. I'm probably just going to
    rent one when I need it. I have other ways for this project but
    it isn't going to be easy.

    it never is

    Somehow, I always wind up having to move heavy shit.

    stop doing stuff

    I don't do a lot of stuff but when I do something, it sure makes up
    for it. Now it looks like I'm going to have to take off the door from
    the garage to the house, including tearing out the jamb and then
    remove the garage door because the spring on one side is in the way.
    That's just to get it in the house.

    make it one of those split in the middle doors ,
    you can open the top half or the bottom half

    You couldn't do that with a vault door. It has rods and gears and stuff
    all over the place.

    Hope your wheels are strong enough for all this.

    BTW: while the door is on the ground, you can
    get a photo shot of "vault door to the underworld"...

    --
    -Creon

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  • From Creon@21:1/5 to pursent100@gmail.com on Tue Nov 1 16:45:49 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    In <wladnS-6ieeepf3-nZ2dnZfqn_ednZ2d@giganews.com>, % <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Sn!pe wrote:
    % <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Sn!pe wrote:
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    In <F1qdnUG4XNvkZML-nZ2dnZfqn_cAAAAA@supernews.com>, pandora
    <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:58:13 +0000, Creon wrote:

    In <1q0n11p.lv2ke81q55fh3N%snipeco.2@gmail.com>,
    snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.

    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,

    I thought it was pretty funny.

    I thought so too, too be fair. :)

    But nature abhors a pun...

    Dylsexia lures, KO.

    i'm going to go get roach

    OGM!

    then we'll see what's what

    Dear %;

    She didn't show up. :(

    Sincerely, your pen pal,

    --
    -Creon

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  • From %@21:1/5 to Creon on Tue Nov 1 12:32:18 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Creon wrote:
    In <wladnS-6ieeepf3-nZ2dnZfqn_ednZ2d@giganews.com>, % <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Sn!pe wrote:
    % <pursent100@gmail.com> wrote:

    Sn!pe wrote:
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    In <F1qdnUG4XNvkZML-nZ2dnZfqn_cAAAAA@supernews.com>, pandora
    <pandora@peak.org> wrote:

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 13:58:13 +0000, Creon wrote:

    In <1q0n11p.lv2ke81q55fh3N%snipeco.2@gmail.com>,
    snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    I am Dyslexic of Borg, prepare for arse lamination.

    Dear Mr. Sn!pe, esq.;

    Your wordsmithery is mitherable.

    Verily,

    I thought it was pretty funny.

    I thought so too, too be fair. :)

    But nature abhors a pun...

    Dylsexia lures, KO.

    i'm going to go get roach

    OGM!

    then we'll see what's what

    Dear %;

    She didn't show up. :(

    Sincerely, your pen pal,

    i never called

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  • From TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY@21:1/5 to All on Wed Nov 2 00:07:03 2022
    XPost: alt.checkmate

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Tue, 01 Nov 2022 13:52:48 GMT, Creon put forth the notion that:
    #


    In <MPG.3dca75f85d6311f198ba03@usnews.blocknews.net>, TRAITOR JOE'S
    BIDEN BALONEY <Bull@Schitt.corn> wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 18:39:44 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Mon, 31 Oct 2022 09:29:21 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:09:02 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts by
    Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:57:59 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading posts
    by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:42:03 -0700, % put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading
    posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:10:48 -0700, % put forth the notion
    that:
    #


    TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN BALONEY wrote:
    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading
    posts by Checkmate!

    On Sat, 29 Oct 2022 18:05:55 -0600, Skeeter put forth the
    notion that:
    #


    In article
    <k4acnWXo9rT9IcD-nZ2dnZfqnPUAAAAA@supernews.com>,
    pandora@peak.org says...

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:17:10 -0700, TRAITOR JOE'S BIDEN
    BALONEY wrote:

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when reading
    posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 14:44:16 -0600, Skeeter put forth
    the notion that:
    #


    In article
    <MPG.3dc5dbd032bec85d98b9b4@usnews.blocknews.net>,
    Bull@Schitt.corn says...

    Caution! Always wear ANSI approved goggles when
    reading posts by Checkmate!

    On Fri, 28 Oct 2022 12:45:32 GMT, Creon put forth the
    notion that:
    #


    In <pan$bea36$453e7d98$fdc9d6d$a6451783@creon.earth>,
    Creon <creon@creon.earth> wrote:

    It's 42F outside. Brr.

    Okay, nobody in penpals.

    Dyslexic nightowls, untie!

    Do you know what a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac does?


    Build a bunker and post to usenet?

    I'm not dyslexic, but I'm trying to figure out how to
    get a 1500 pound vault door out of my transit and into
    my house. I wasn't supposed to have to worry about this
    until December.


    Wait til December then slide it in on the ice. :-)

    if its up hill he better not miss, a wench might be an
    idea

    I'm going to use my engine hoist to lift it, drive the van
    out from under it,
    bolt 8" polyurethane coated steel wheels to the skids, drop
    it down to the pavement, and then use a collection of
    hoists and other rigging equipment to drag it into the
    house. I don't know if I'll be able to stand it up with a
    hoist, but I'm picking up a hydraulic table next week that
    can lift 1500 pounds 5 feet. That might be enough to stand
    it up. It depends on the thickness of the frame and the
    hypotenuse of the cross section as I'm tilting it into
    place. Standing upright, it's 95" tall but I only have an
    additional 2" of head space to tilt it. If that's not
    enough, it gets complicated.

    i was thinking a bobcat with some slings

    I wish I had one. I've been looking for a used one but
    haven't found anything close to Seattle... where I live.

    see how much they are to rent you only need a few hours

    I'm always wanting to move dirt around but I can't operate a
    shovel.

    well keep searching but they're hard to find ,
    a guy can make a killing with one here

    Around $25 grand for a used Dingo. I'm probably just going to
    rent one when I need it. I have other ways for this project but
    it isn't going to be easy.

    it never is

    Somehow, I always wind up having to move heavy shit.

    stop doing stuff

    I don't do a lot of stuff but when I do something, it sure makes up
    for it. Now it looks like I'm going to have to take off the door from
    the garage to the house, including tearing out the jamb and then
    remove the garage door because the spring on one side is in the way.
    That's just to get it in the house.

    make it one of those split in the middle doors ,
    you can open the top half or the bottom half

    You couldn't do that with a vault door. It has rods and gears and stuff all over the place.

    Hope your wheels are strong enough for all this.

    The plan is to bolt four 10" cast iron swivel wheels under the crate to wheel it in. They're rated at 1250 pounds each. It should work, and the 10" diameter should roll pretty easily. With the right equipment, one guy can accomplish a lot of things that conventional wisdom would say otherwise. It just takes longer to set things up, and force multipliers like winches and hydraulics are usually mandatory.


    BTW: while the door is on the ground, you can
    get a photo shot of "vault door to the underworld"...



    --
    Checkmate ®
    Copyright © 2022
    all rights reserved

    https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

    Footloose! https://youtu.be/mXfVaXjBFK4

    Kensi, "doing a little victory dance"
    https://youtu.be/obInNk448nI ***************************************************
    "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as
    kensi." -Nadegda
    Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me> ***************************************************

    AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
    Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
    Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
    award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
    Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

    Author, Humorist, Cynic
    Philosopher, Humanitarian
    Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
    Usenet Shot-Caller

    In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
    May 2010-February 12, 2017

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