The Dangers of Butt Bleaching
Has anyone else noticed that people are never satisfied with their current methods of fixing their broken self esteem? Now, in 2009, the hottest trend in spas around the country is anal bleaching. Thats right, bleaching your asshole. Its a process in which the pigment around your sphincter is lightened to get that clean, flawless, porn star look.
You know, so your ass doesnt end up looking like a Cow tongue.
Apparently the chemical in the product used to bleach your brown beauty is called hydroquinone and is the same stuff they use in hair bleaching
and the rubber industry oddly. The rubber industry??? Im sorry, but I wouldnt want ANYTHING applied on my doodie ditcher that is used in the manufacturing of Goodyears. Needless to say there seem to be mixed opinions on the safety of it. If you ask someone on the clinical side they ASSURE you that its 100% safe but many health professionals have a drastically different
opinion.
This is the sketchy part, I cant find a website that gives a straight answer on the side effects. One website (which just happened to be advertising
the product) says that its perfectly safe and somehow increases yours and your partners testosterone (because obviously only gay men and whores would get this procedure) and the next website I found said that winky whitening could cause incontinence and eventual permanent splotching of the skin.
So you turn your brown eye into a Cow tongue by trying to keep it from looking like a Cow tongue, and on top of that you cant hold your poo. Riiiiiiiiiight.
So is a pearly white asshole really worth sacrificing poo control? What is so important about having your genitalia look like a porn star? I think the source of the whole skidaddle has 100% to do with people trying to disguise the fact and perpetuate the popular belief that NOTHING really comes out of your butt. Poo just magically appears in the sewers but never really comes out of anyones butt. Even though melanin not poo causes your manhole to get darker its still a painful reminder to some that yes, indeed, their partners poo out their butt.
Sure its kind of a gross subject but its true, people are so uncomfortable with the fact that their body disposes of the waste it consumes that they will risk having to wear a shit bag someday to make it whiter.
Thanks for reading
Hey!
--
WHO IS 'Sir GREGORY HALL' from Alt.Usenet.Kooks (AUK)?
Alien and Anon are my anonymous sock puppets which "Gregory" uses
for forgeries.
GREGORY HALL is an hairy, abusive, ape-ugly, yellow-toothed, pin-headed, stalking, coward and spanked retard who likes to surf geriatric porn sites as 'Anon' while wearing only assless chaps, a ball gag, a colostomy bag
with one hand up his crapper:
A photo of GREGORY HALL as a teenager here:
http://sextoys4gaymen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Deluxe-Ball-Gag-with-Dong.j
pg
-----
GREG Hall has been systematically banned from at least a dozen news service providers for net abuse and overall moronic behavior and he's the laughing stock spanktoy among the admins in alt.free.newsservers. He has a paranoid fear of his IP number being recorded (it has been by at least 4 free news admins) hoping to avoid his impending lawsuits for his libel stalking and online harassment. The moron is terrified to try and log back in to
servers he's bannned from using under his many sock puppet identities fearing cross-matching of those identities by admins.
GREG HALL is single, unmarried and without children because he has been impotent and sterile all his life. Unable to socialize with women, he has made it public on hundreds of occasions that he prefers to physically beat women that threaten or ridicule him on Usenet. He resides penniless in a Florida rooming house - the apple falls close to the tree.
A recent quote from GREG HALL regarding women:
"I find the smell of vagina gut-wrenching"
-----
GREG HALL claims to live on a 28' yellow fiberglass sailboat moored in Tavernier Florida
greg...@gmail.com
Neal D. Warren/Gregory Hall
PO Box 1015
Tavernier, FL 33070
305 304-7546
-----
Some of the moronic gay lames forgeries from Gregory Hall using x-privat and aioe until his IP gets caught and banned as it was on DataBasix and Eternal-September and mixmin, :
"I'm into scat, donkey blowing, kiddie diddling, Emmett Gulley's fecal droppings, and Greg Hanson's penis"
"Big thick dripping donkeyspooge pancakes, swimming in store-bought maple 'surple', with a nice thin film of glazed, sugared donkeyspooge on top."
"Mmmmmm-mmmmm! Ol' Greg Hall surely does love his donkeyspooge pancakes! Yessir, I surely do. Partly because I loves me some donkeyspooge, and partly because I can slurp them up without my teeth in! I'm into scat, donkey blowing, kiddie diddling, Emmett Gulley's fecal
droppings, and Greg Hanson's penis
<SLLEOOORRRRPRPEEEEPPOOUURRRRPPP!!!!> "
"When I'm done eating those big thick dripping donkeyspooge pancakes, I have to wipe my entire face clean. I'm a messy eater, ol' Gregory is."
"But that's not all you can do with donkeyspooge, nosir! Why, donkeyspooge oatmeal is the creamiest oatmeal you've ever tasted, and donkeyspooge scrambled eggs are so fluffy I can eat a dozen eggs' worth! Donkeyspooge orange juice... protein and vitamin C! Donkeyspooge hashbrowns, they brown beautifully without getting crunchy."
"Why, there's not a thing that ol' Gregory Hall will eat if it's not got donkeyspooge in it, and that includes Emmett's back door!
I know i know you all think I'm a sick pervert "
-----
"Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat,
and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were
sliding back and forth against each other like a pair
of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and
attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of
a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two
mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free
and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius
started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe
aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and
spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my
body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit
blowing right into my face wiping my ass at every opportunity
two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the
result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down
between my cheeks like a lost gerbil."
hey! --Sir Gregory Hall
On Monday, April 30, 2012 at 4:40:25 PM UTC-6, Anon wrote:
The Dangers of Butt Bleaching
Has anyone else noticed that people are never satisfied with their current >> methods of fixing their broken self esteem? Now, in 2009, the hottest trend >> in spas around the country is anal bleaching. Thats right, bleaching your
asshole. Its a process in which the pigment around your sphincter is
lightened to get that clean, flawless, porn star look.
You know, so your ass doesnt end up looking like a Cow tongue.
Apparently the chemical in the product used to bleach your brown beauty is >> called hydroquinone and is the same stuff they use in hair bleaching
and the rubber industry oddly. The rubber industry??? Im sorry, but I
wouldnt want ANYTHING applied on my doodie ditcher that is used in the
manufacturing of Goodyears. Needless to say there seem to be mixed opinions >> on the safety of it. If you ask someone on the clinical side they ASSURE you >> that its 100% safe but many health professionals have a drastically different
opinion.
This is the sketchy part, I cant find a website that gives a straight answer >> on the side effects. One website (which just happened to be advertising
the product) says that its perfectly safe and somehow increases yours and
your partners testosterone (because obviously only gay men and whores would >> get this procedure) and the next website I found said that winky whitening >> could cause incontinence and eventual permanent splotching of the skin.
So you turn your brown eye into a Cow tongue by trying to keep it from
looking like a Cow tongue, and on top of that you cant hold your poo.
Riiiiiiiiiight.
So is a pearly white asshole really worth sacrificing poo control? What is >> so important about having your genitalia look like a porn star? I think the >> source of the whole skidaddle has 100% to do with people trying to disguise >> the fact and perpetuate the popular belief that NOTHING really comes out of >> your butt. Poo just magically appears in the sewers but never really comes >> out of anyones butt. Even though melanin not poo causes your manhole to get >> darker its still a painful reminder to some that yes, indeed, their partners >> poo out their butt.
Sure its kind of a gross subject but its true, people are so uncomfortable >> with the fact that their body disposes of the waste it consumes that they
will risk having to wear a shit bag someday to make it whiter.
Thanks for reading
Hey!
--
WHO IS 'Sir GREGORY HALL' from Alt.Usenet.Kooks (AUK)?
Alien and Anon are my anonymous sock puppets which "Gregory" uses
for forgeries.
GREGORY HALL is an hairy, abusive, ape-ugly, yellow-toothed, pin-headed,
stalking, coward and spanked retard who likes to surf geriatric porn sites >> as 'Anon' while wearing only assless chaps, a ball gag, a colostomy bag
with one hand up his crapper:
A photo of GREGORY HALL as a teenager here:
http://sextoys4gaymen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Deluxe-Ball-Gag-with-Dong.j
pg
-----
GREG Hall has been systematically banned from at least a dozen news service >> providers for net abuse and overall moronic behavior and he's the laughing >> stock spanktoy among the admins in alt.free.newsservers. He has a paranoid >> fear of his IP number being recorded (it has been by at least 4 free news
admins) hoping to avoid his impending lawsuits for his libel stalking and
online harassment. The moron is terrified to try and log back in to
servers he's bannned from using under his many sock puppet identities
fearing cross-matching of those identities by admins.
GREG HALL is single, unmarried and without children because he has been
impotent and sterile all his life. Unable to socialize with women, he has
made it public on hundreds of occasions that he prefers to physically beat >> women that threaten or ridicule him on Usenet. He resides penniless in a
Florida rooming house - the apple falls close to the tree.
A recent quote from GREG HALL regarding women:
"I find the smell of vagina gut-wrenching"
-----
GREG HALL claims to live on a 28' yellow fiberglass sailboat moored in
Tavernier Florida
greg...@gmail.com
Neal D. Warren/Gregory Hall
PO Box 1015
Tavernier, FL 33070
305 304-7546
-----
Some of the moronic gay lames forgeries from Gregory Hall using x-privat and >> aioe until his IP gets caught and banned as it was on DataBasix and
Eternal-September and mixmin, :
"I'm into scat, donkey blowing, kiddie diddling, Emmett Gulley's fecal
droppings, and Greg Hanson's penis"
"Big thick dripping donkeyspooge pancakes, swimming in store-bought maple
'surple', with a nice thin film of glazed, sugared donkeyspooge on top."
"Mmmmmm-mmmmm! Ol' Greg Hall surely does love his donkeyspooge pancakes!
Yessir, I surely do. Partly because I loves me some donkeyspooge, and partly >> because I can slurp them up without my teeth in! I'm into scat, donkey
blowing, kiddie diddling, Emmett Gulley's fecal
droppings, and Greg Hanson's penis
<SLLEOOORRRRPRPEEEEPPOOUURRRRPPP!!!!> "
"When I'm done eating those big thick dripping donkeyspooge pancakes, I have >> to wipe my entire face clean. I'm a messy eater, ol' Gregory is."
"But that's not all you can do with donkeyspooge, nosir! Why, donkeyspooge >> oatmeal is the creamiest oatmeal you've ever tasted, and donkeyspooge
scrambled eggs are so fluffy I can eat a dozen eggs' worth! Donkeyspooge
orange juice... protein and vitamin C! Donkeyspooge hashbrowns, they brown >> beautifully without getting crunchy."
"Why, there's not a thing that ol' Gregory Hall will eat if it's not got
donkeyspooge in it, and that includes Emmett's back door!
I know i know you all think I'm a sick pervert "
-----
"Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat,
and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were
sliding back and forth against each other like a pair
of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and
attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of
a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two
mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free
and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius
started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe
aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and
spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my
body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit
blowing right into my face wiping my ass at every opportunity
two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the
result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down
between my cheeks like a lost gerbil."
hey! --Sir Gregory Hall
A post made long before I knew anything about Usenet
Dear Reader.. there is no one named Greg Hall, or Emmet..
Key word Kiddie
Kerry wrote on his Bob Bob u tube channel long before the Dox
"I love fking kiddies"
And some trash about.. fresh cock from a soccer team
Bob Bob bonnaccord.. yes that's how Christine Smith investigations came out of the woodwork
Spokeo was good to me, and along with the Private Investigator I hired
NetTrace.Inc
I had it nailed before the dox
Before I went to see James Weary
Then out of the blue 613-799-7002 calls me
Kiddies.. I won't let any harm come to you on soc.penapls
The Dangers of Butt Bleaching
Has anyone else noticed that people are never satisfied with their current methods of fixing their broken self esteem? Now, in 2009, the hottest trend in spas around the country is anal bleaching. Thats right, bleaching your asshole. Its a process in which the pigment around your sphincter is lightened to get that clean, flawless, porn star look.
You know, so your ass doesnt end up looking like a Cow tongue.
Apparently the chemical in the product used to bleach your brown beauty is called hydroquinone and is the same stuff they use in hair bleaching
and the rubber industry oddly. The rubber industry??? Im sorry, but I wouldnt want ANYTHING applied on my doodie ditcher that is used in the manufacturing of Goodyears. Needless to say there seem to be mixed opinions on the safety of it. If you ask someone on the clinical side they ASSURE you that its 100% safe but many health professionals have a drastically different
opinion.
This is the sketchy part, I cant find a website that gives a straight answer on the side effects. One website (which just happened to be advertising
the product) says that its perfectly safe and somehow increases yours and your partners testosterone (because obviously only gay men and whores would get this procedure) and the next website I found said that winky whitening could cause incontinence and eventual permanent splotching of the skin.
So you turn your brown eye into a Cow tongue by trying to keep it from looking like a Cow tongue, and on top of that you cant hold your poo. Riiiiiiiiiight.
So is a pearly white asshole really worth sacrificing poo control? What is so important about having your genitalia look like a porn star? I think the source of the whole skidaddle has 100% to do with people trying to disguise the fact and perpetuate the popular belief that NOTHING really comes out of your butt. Poo just magically appears in the sewers but never really comes out of anyones butt. Even though melanin not poo causes your manhole to get darker its still a painful reminder to some that yes, indeed, their partners poo out their butt.
Sure its kind of a gross subject but its true, people are so uncomfortable with the fact that their body disposes of the waste it consumes that they will risk having to wear a shit bag someday to make it whiter.
Thanks for reading
Hey!
--
WHO IS 'Sir GREGORY HALL' from Alt.Usenet.Kooks (AUK)?
Alien and Anon are my anonymous sock puppets which "Gregory" uses
for forgeries.
GREGORY HALL is an hairy, abusive, ape-ugly, yellow-toothed, pin-headed, stalking, coward and spanked retard who likes to surf geriatric porn sites as 'Anon' while wearing only assless chaps, a ball gag, a colostomy bag
with one hand up his crapper:
A photo of GREGORY HALL as a teenager here:
http://sextoys4gaymen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Deluxe-Ball-Gag-with-Dong.j
pg
-----
GREG Hall has been systematically banned from at least a dozen news service providers for net abuse and overall moronic behavior and he's the laughing stock spanktoy among the admins in alt.free.newsservers. He has a paranoid fear of his IP number being recorded (it has been by at least 4 free news admins) hoping to avoid his impending lawsuits for his libel stalking and online harassment. The moron is terrified to try and log back in to
servers he's bannned from using under his many sock puppet identities fearing cross-matching of those identities by admins.
GREG HALL is single, unmarried and without children because he has been impotent and sterile all his life. Unable to socialize with women, he has made it public on hundreds of occasions that he prefers to physically beat women that threaten or ridicule him on Usenet. He resides penniless in a Florida rooming house - the apple falls close to the tree.
A recent quote from GREG HALL regarding women:
"I find the smell of vagina gut-wrenching"
-----
GREG HALL claims to live on a 28' yellow fiberglass sailboat moored in Tavernier Florida
greg...@gmail.com
Neal D. Warren/Gregory Hall
PO Box 1015
Tavernier, FL 33070
305 304-7546
-----
Some of the moronic gay lames forgeries from Gregory Hall using x-privat and aioe until his IP gets caught and banned as it was on DataBasix and Eternal-September and mixmin, :
"I'm into scat, donkey blowing, kiddie diddling, Emmett Gulley's fecal droppings, and Greg Hanson's penis"
"Big thick dripping donkeyspooge pancakes, swimming in store-bought maple 'surple', with a nice thin film of glazed, sugared donkeyspooge on top."
"Mmmmmm-mmmmm! Ol' Greg Hall surely does love his donkeyspooge pancakes! Yessir, I surely do. Partly because I loves me some donkeyspooge, and partly because I can slurp them up without my teeth in! I'm into scat, donkey blowing, kiddie diddling, Emmett Gulley's fecal
droppings, and Greg Hanson's penis
<SLLEOOORRRRPRPEEEEPPOOUURRRRPPP!!!!> "
"When I'm done eating those big thick dripping donkeyspooge pancakes, I have to wipe my entire face clean. I'm a messy eater, ol' Gregory is."
"But that's not all you can do with donkeyspooge, nosir! Why, donkeyspooge oatmeal is the creamiest oatmeal you've ever tasted, and donkeyspooge scrambled eggs are so fluffy I can eat a dozen eggs' worth! Donkeyspooge orange juice... protein and vitamin C! Donkeyspooge hashbrowns, they brown beautifully without getting crunchy."
"Why, there's not a thing that ol' Gregory Hall will eat if it's not got donkeyspooge in it, and that includes Emmett's back door!
I know i know you all think I'm a sick pervert "
-----
"Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat,
and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were
sliding back and forth against each other like a pair
of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and
attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of
a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two
mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free
and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius
started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe
aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and
spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my
body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit
blowing right into my face wiping my ass at every opportunity
two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the
result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down
between my cheeks like a lost gerbil."
hey! --Sir Gregory Hall
On Monday, April 30, 2012 at 4:40:25 PM UTC-6, Anon wrote:
The Dangers of Butt Bleaching
Has anyone else noticed that people are never satisfied with their current methods of fixing their broken self esteem? Now, in 2009, the hottest trend
in spas around the country is anal bleaching. Thats right, bleaching your asshole. Its a process in which the pigment around your sphincter is lightened to get that clean, flawless, porn star look.
You know, so your ass doesnt end up looking like a Cow tongue.
Apparently the chemical in the product used to bleach your brown beauty is called hydroquinone and is the same stuff they use in hair bleaching
and the rubber industry oddly. The rubber industry??? Im sorry, but I wouldnt want ANYTHING applied on my doodie ditcher that is used in the manufacturing of Goodyears. Needless to say there seem to be mixed opinions
on the safety of it. If you ask someone on the clinical side they ASSURE you
that its 100% safe but many health professionals have a drastically different
opinion.
This is the sketchy part, I cant find a website that gives a straight answer
on the side effects. One website (which just happened to be advertising the product) says that its perfectly safe and somehow increases yours and your partners testosterone (because obviously only gay men and whores would
get this procedure) and the next website I found said that winky whitening could cause incontinence and eventual permanent splotching of the skin.
So you turn your brown eye into a Cow tongue by trying to keep it from looking like a Cow tongue, and on top of that you cant hold your poo. Riiiiiiiiiight.
So is a pearly white asshole really worth sacrificing poo control? What is so important about having your genitalia look like a porn star? I think the
source of the whole skidaddle has 100% to do with people trying to disguise
the fact and perpetuate the popular belief that NOTHING really comes out of
your butt. Poo just magically appears in the sewers but never really comes out of anyones butt. Even though melanin not poo causes your manhole to get
darker its still a painful reminder to some that yes, indeed, their partners
poo out their butt.
Sure its kind of a gross subject but its true, people are so uncomfortable with the fact that their body disposes of the waste it consumes that they will risk having to wear a shit bag someday to make it whiter.
Thanks for reading
Hey!
--
WHO IS 'Sir GREGORY HALL' from Alt.Usenet.Kooks (AUK)?
Alien and Anon are my anonymous sock puppets which "Gregory" uses
for forgeries.
GREGORY HALL is an hairy, abusive, ape-ugly, yellow-toothed, pin-headed, stalking, coward and spanked retard who likes to surf geriatric porn sites as 'Anon' while wearing only assless chaps, a ball gag, a colostomy bag with one hand up his crapper:
A photo of GREGORY HALL as a teenager here:
http://sextoys4gaymen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Deluxe-Ball-Gag-with-Dong.j
pg
-----
GREG Hall has been systematically banned from at least a dozen news service
providers for net abuse and overall moronic behavior and he's the laughing stock spanktoy among the admins in alt.free.newsservers. He has a paranoid fear of his IP number being recorded (it has been by at least 4 free news admins) hoping to avoid his impending lawsuits for his libel stalking and online harassment. The moron is terrified to try and log back in to servers he's bannned from using under his many sock puppet identities fearing cross-matching of those identities by admins.
GREG HALL is single, unmarried and without children because he has been impotent and sterile all his life. Unable to socialize with women, he has made it public on hundreds of occasions that he prefers to physically beat women that threaten or ridicule him on Usenet. He resides penniless in a Florida rooming house - the apple falls close to the tree.
A recent quote from GREG HALL regarding women:
"I find the smell of vagina gut-wrenching"
-----
GREG HALL claims to live on a 28' yellow fiberglass sailboat moored in Tavernier Florida
greg...@gmail.com
Neal D. Warren/Gregory Hall
PO Box 1015
Tavernier, FL 33070
305 304-7546
-----
Some of the moronic gay lames forgeries from Gregory Hall using x-privat and
aioe until his IP gets caught and banned as it was on DataBasix and Eternal-September and mixmin, :
"I'm into scat, donkey blowing, kiddie diddling, Emmett Gulley's fecal droppings, and Greg Hanson's penis"
"Big thick dripping donkeyspooge pancakes, swimming in store-bought maple 'surple', with a nice thin film of glazed, sugared donkeyspooge on top."
"Mmmmmm-mmmmm! Ol' Greg Hall surely does love his donkeyspooge pancakes! Yessir, I surely do. Partly because I loves me some donkeyspooge, and partly
because I can slurp them up without my teeth in! I'm into scat, donkey blowing, kiddie diddling, Emmett Gulley's fecal
droppings, and Greg Hanson's penis
<SLLEOOORRRRPRPEEEEPPOOUURRRRPPP!!!!> "
"When I'm done eating those big thick dripping donkeyspooge pancakes, I have
to wipe my entire face clean. I'm a messy eater, ol' Gregory is."
"But that's not all you can do with donkeyspooge, nosir! Why, donkeyspooge oatmeal is the creamiest oatmeal you've ever tasted, and donkeyspooge scrambled eggs are so fluffy I can eat a dozen eggs' worth! Donkeyspooge orange juice... protein and vitamin C! Donkeyspooge hashbrowns, they brown beautifully without getting crunchy."
"Why, there's not a thing that ol' Gregory Hall will eat if it's not got donkeyspooge in it, and that includes Emmett's back door!
I know i know you all think I'm a sick pervert "
-----The worst of Usenet
"Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat,
and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were
sliding back and forth against each other like a pair
of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and
attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of
a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two
mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free
and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius
started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe
aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and
spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my
body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit
blowing right into my face wiping my ass at every opportunity
two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the
result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down
between my cheeks like a lost gerbil."
hey! --Sir Gregory Hall
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