Self Urination Reasoning and Admittance worksheet v.1

Put an "X" in all boxes that apply


I pee my pants

[_] At least once every year
[_] At least once every month
[_] At least once every day
[_] At least once every hour
[_] At least once every minute

I pee my pants because

[_] I am too lazy to go to the toilet
[_] Medical problem
[_] fetish
[_] I get overly excited about stuff
[_] Apathy regarding personal hygiene

And the undergarments I wear are

[_] Diapers
[_] Duck taping my pee hole shut
[_] None, pee should always flow free

If you pee your self voluntarily:

[_] Because I am afraid the government will snatch my DNA from the sewer pipe [_] I'm afraid the Reptillians will snatch my DNA from the sewer pipe
[_] I'm afraid the Illuminati will snatch my DNA from the sewer pipe
[_] I'm afraid Pennywise will snatch my DNA and use it to create an evil clone of me
[_] I'm afraid space aliens will snatch my DNA from the sewer pipe
[_] All of the above.

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I pee my pants because

[_] I am too lazy to go to the toilet
[_] Medical problem
[_] fetish
[_] I get overly excited about stuff
[_] Apathy regarding personal hygiene

[_} It's in my contract, and I will never accept a job from that agency
again

--
"If you don't believe in God, you can't believe in heaven.
And if you don't believe in heaven, you can't believe that
some people will ROT IN HELL."
- Rod Quantock

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On Wednesday, July 14, 2021 at 12:48:10 AM UTC-4, Nikolai Kingsley wrote:

I pee my pants because

[_] I am too lazy to go to the toilet
[_] Medical problem
[_] fetish
[_] I get overly excited about stuff
[_] Apathy regarding personal hygiene

[_} It's in my contract, and I will never accept a job from that agency
again

And the agency is totally mystified as to why unless you take the time to explain it to them.

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