• scooterisms [updated]

    From Rudy Canoza@21:1/5 to All on Tue Apr 8 20:41:43 2025
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    There's only one.

    Unlawful presence can't exist without first committing a crime.

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  • From Hiram@21:1/5 to Klaus Schadenfreude on Sat Jun 21 20:46:52 2025
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    Klaus Schadenfreude wrote:

    Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions

    Latest addition: "publically," which is not a word — scooter means "publicly"

    scooterisms:

    "Actually..." [empty padding]
    "Further..." [empty padding]
    "Naturally, ..." [empty padding]
    "And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent
    immediately before fleeing] "On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, never refuting] "And yet..." [empty padding; scooter
    adding something irrelevant and pointless] "Heck..." [empty padding] "Well..." [empty padding]
    "After all..." [empty padding]
    "In fact..." [empty padding]
    "Indeed..." [empty padding; this is one of "pothole's" favorites, too]
    "I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not
    subject to acknowledgment] "So what you're saying..." [what follows
    is always something the opponent never said, i.e. a straw man] "TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw
    man] "Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and "TRANSLATION:.." — a straw man] "Where in the Constitution does it
    say..." [about shit that wouldn't be in the Constitution anyway]
    "insure" [he means "ensure"; they are not synonyms] "it's" [he means
    the possessive "its"] "its" [he means the contraction "it's"] "and"
    [he means "an"] "an" [he means "and"]
    "where" [he means "were"]
    "were" [he means "where"]
    "creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a
    word] "publically" [he means "publicly"; "publically" is not a word]

    He does these *all the fucking time*

    Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with
    "wiggle room" wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably
    means "all" or "every" or "any," without qualification, but he adds
    some padding to give him an imaginary out or escape route when his
    bullshit is called. Examples:

    "The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of
    America would pretty much render any gun control law you want to
    be null and void."

    scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET


    "By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not
    all, gun control laws currently or recently proposed would be Unconstitutional."

    scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET


    "Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale
    is pretty much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the
    issue."

    scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET

    "pretty much," "generally," "by and large," "virtually all" — scooter
    means "all" or "any" or "every" in every instance. This larding with
    empty wheeze is an indication of an inferior intellect. Sound
    thinkers who are good writers just don't do it.


    I wanna suck black ass.

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  • From Klaus Schadenfreude@21:1/5 to All on Thu Jun 26 11:06:33 2025
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    Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions

    Latest addition: "publically," which is not a word — scooter means "publicly"

    scooterisms:

    "Actually..." [empty padding]
    "Further..." [empty padding]
    "Naturally, ..." [empty padding]
    "And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent immediately before fleeing]
    "On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
    "And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless] "Heck..." [empty padding]
    "Well..." [empty padding]
    "After all..." [empty padding]
    "In fact..." [empty padding]
    "Indeed..." [empty padding; this is one of "pothole's" favorites, too]
    "I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not subject to acknowledgment]
    "So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the opponent *never* said, i.e. a straw man]
    "TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw man] "Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and "TRANSLATION:.."
    — a straw man]
    "Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't *be* in the
    Constitution anyway]
    "insure" [he means "ensure"; they are *not* synonyms]
    "it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
    "its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
    "and" [he means "an"]
    "an" [he means "and"]
    "where" [he means "were"]
    "were" [he means "where"]
    "creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word] "publically" [he means "publicly"; "publically" is not a word]

    He does these *all the fucking time*

    Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with "wiggle room" wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably means "all" or "every" or "any," without qualification, but he adds some padding to give him an imaginary out or escape route when his bullshit is called. Examples:

    "The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
    would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."

    scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET


    "By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
    control laws currently or recently proposed would be Unconstitutional."

    scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET


    "Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is pretty
    much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."

    scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET

    "pretty much," "generally," "by and large," "virtually all" — scooter means "all" or "any" or "every" in every instance. This larding with empty wheeze is an indication of an inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good writers just
    don't do it.

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  • From Klaus Schadenfreude@21:1/5 to Forger pretending to be Klaus Schad on Thu Jun 26 18:53:28 2025
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    Forger pretending to be Klaus Schadenfreude wrote:

    Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions



    FORGERY! This was not posted by me. It's a FORGERY! My posts always
    reference my superior dick sucking abilities, that's how you can tell
    the difference.

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  • From Rudy Canoza@21:1/5 to Klaus Schadenfreude on Sun Jun 29 05:15:06 2025
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    Klaus Schadenfreude wrote:
    Forger pretending to be Klaus Schadenfreude wrote:

    Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions



    FORGERY! This was not posted by me. It's a FORGERY! My posts always
    reference my superior dick sucking abilities, that's how you can tell
    the difference.


    You sound HAWT!

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  • From Rudy Canoza@21:1/5 to All on Wed Jul 23 20:30:57 2025
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    Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions

    Latest addition: "I would just note"

    scooterisms:

    "I would just note..." [scooter lying — what he "notes" is pure fiction, aka lies]
    "Actually..." [empty padding]
    "Further..." [empty padding]
    "Naturally, ..." [empty padding]
    "And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent immediately before fleeing]
    "On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
    "And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless] "Heck..." [empty padding]
    "Well..." [empty padding]
    "After all..." [empty padding]
    "In fact..." [empty padding]
    "Indeed..." [empty padding; this is one of "pothole's" favorites, too]
    "I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not subject to acknowledgment]
    "So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the opponent *never* said, i.e. a straw man]
    "TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw man] "Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and "TRANSLATION:.."
    — a straw man]
    "Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't *be* in the
    Constitution anyway]
    "insure" [he means "ensure"; they are *not* synonyms]
    "it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
    "its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
    "and" [he means "an"]
    "an" [he means "and"]
    "where" [he means "were"]
    "were" [he means "where"]
    "creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word] "publically" [he means "publicly"; "publically" is not a word]

    He does these *all the fucking time*

    Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with "wiggle room" wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably means "all" or "every" or "any," without qualification, but he adds some padding to give him an imaginary out or escape route when his bullshit is called. Examples:

    "The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
    would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."

    scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET


    "By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
    control laws currently or recently proposed would be Unconstitutional."

    scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET


    "Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is pretty
    much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."

    scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET

    "pretty much," "generally," "by and large," "virtually all" — scooter means "all" or "any" or "every" in every instance. This larding with empty wheeze is an indication of an inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good writers just
    don't do it.

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  • From Rudy Canoza@21:1/5 to All on Sun Jul 27 22:13:54 2025
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    Some of scooter's illiterate and nonsensical locutions

    Latest addition: "I would just note"

    scooterisms:

    "I would just note..." [scooter lying — what he "notes" is fiction] "Actually..." [empty padding]
    "Further..." [empty padding]
    "Naturally, ..." [empty padding]
    "And just like that..." [scooter going "nyah-nyah" at an opponent immediately before fleeing]
    "On the contrary..." [scooter childishly disputing, *never* refuting]
    "And yet..." [empty padding; scooter adding something irrelevant and pointless] "Heck..." [empty padding]
    "Well..." [empty padding]
    "After all..." [empty padding]
    "In fact..." [empty padding]
    "Indeed..." [empty padding; this is one of "pothole's" favorites, too]
    "I acknowledge that..." [something that hasn't happened, so not subject to acknowledgment]
    "So what you're saying..." [what follows is *always* something the opponent *never* said, i.e. a straw man]
    "TRANSLATION:..." [the same as "so what you're saying..." — a straw man] "Rudy/Baxter/Lee admits..." same as "so what you're saying" and "TRANSLATION:.."
    — a straw man]
    "Where in the Constitution does it say..." [about shit that wouldn't *be* in the
    Constitution anyway]
    "insure" [he means "ensure"; they are *not* synonyms]
    "it's" [he means the possessive "its"]
    "its" [he means the contraction "it's"]
    "and" [he means "an"]
    "an" [he means "and"]
    "where" [he means "were"]
    "were" [he means "where"]
    "creditability" [he means "credibility"; "creditability" is not a word] "publically" [he means "publicly"; "publically" is not a word]

    He does these *all the fucking time*

    Here is another category of scooterism: larding his bullshit with "wiggle room" wheeze. This is when scooter clearly and undeniably means "all" or "every" or "any," without qualification, but he adds some padding to give him an imaginary out or escape route when his bullshit is called. Examples:

    "The second amendment to the constitution of the United States of America
    would pretty much render any gun control law you want to be null and void."

    scooter, lying on 04/26/2023 at 12:45pm ET


    "By and large, I would generally state that virtually all, if not all, gun
    control laws currently or recently proposed would be Unconstitutional."

    scooter, lying on 04/27/2023 at 2:00pm ET


    "Actually the fact that election fraud occurred on a massive scale is pretty
    much unquestioned by anyone that has researched the issue."

    scooter, lying on 04/16/2024 at 8:06am ET

    "pretty much," "generally," "by and large," "virtually all" — scooter means "all" or "any" or "every" in every instance. This larding with empty wheeze is an indication of an inferior intellect. Sound thinkers who are good writers just
    don't do it.

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