How My Reporting on the Columbia Protests Led to My Deportation
As an Australian who wrote about the demonstrations while on campus,
I gave my phone a superficial clean before flying to the U.S. I underestimated what I was up against.
By Alistair Kitchen
June 19, 2025
Many people are detained at U.S. airports for reasons they find
arbitrary and mysterious. I got lucky—when I was stopped by Customs
and Border Protection last week, after flying to Los Angeles from
Melbourne, a border agent told me, explicitly and proudly, why I’d
been pulled out of the customs line. “Look, we both know why you are here,” the agent told me. He identified himself to me as Adam, though
his colleagues referred to him as Officer Martinez. When I said that
I didn’t, he looked surprised. “It’s because of what you wrote online about the protests at Columbia University,” he said.
They were waiting for me when I got off the plane. Officer Martinez intercepted me before I entered primary processing and took me
immediately into an interrogation room in the back, where he took my
phone and demanded my passcode. When I refused, I was told I would be immediately sent back home if I did not comply. I should have taken
that deal and opted for the quick deportation. But in that moment,
dazed from my fourteen-hour flight, I believed C.B.P. would let me
into the U.S. once they realized they were dealing with a middling
writer from regional Australia. So I complied.
Then began the first “interview.” The questions focussed almost
entirely on my reporting about the Columbia student protests. From
2022 to 2024, I attended Columbia for an M.F.A. program, on a student
visa, and when the encampment began in April of last year I began
publishing daily missives to my Substack, a blog that virtually no
one (except, apparently, the U.S. government) seemed to read. To
Officer Martinez, the pieces were highly concerning. He asked me what
I thought about “it all,” meaning the conflict on campus, as well as
the conflict between Israel and Hamas. He asked my opinion of Israel,
of Hamas, of the student protesters. He asked if I was friends with
any Jews. He asked for my views on a one- versus a two-state
solution. He asked who was at fault: Israel or Palestine. He asked
what Israel should do differently. (The Department of Homeland
Security, which governs the C.B.P., claims that any allegations that
I’d been arrested for political beliefs are false.)
Then he asked me to name students involved in the protests. He asked
which WhatsApp groups, of student protesters, I was a member of. He
asked who fed me “the information” about the protests. He asked me to give up the identities of people I “worked with.”
Unfortunately for Officer Martinez, I didn’t work with anyone. I participated in the protests as an independent student journalist who
one day stumbled upon tents on the lawn. My writing, all of which is
now publicly available, was certainly sympathetic to the protesters
and their demands, but it comprised an accurate and honest
documentation of the events at Columbia. That, of course, was the
problem.
The DHS spokeshole who said that Kitchen's arrest was not for
political reasons is undoubtedly that lying Nazi whore Tricia
McLaughlin. She rivals the other Nazi whore Karoline Leavitt in the brazenness and aggressiveness of her lies.
Rudy Canoza wrote:
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As an Australian who wrote about the demonstrations while on campus,
I gave my phone a superficial clean before flying to the U.S. I
underestimated what I was up against.
By Alistair Kitchen
June 19, 2025
Many people are detained at U.S. airports for reasons they find
arbitrary and mysterious. I got lucky—when I was stopped by Customs
and Border Protection last week, after flying to Los Angeles from
Melbourne, a border agent told me, explicitly and proudly, why I’d
been pulled out of the customs line. “Look, we both know why you are
here,” the agent told me. He identified himself to me as Adam, though
his colleagues referred to him as Officer Martinez. When I said that
I didn’t, he looked surprised. “It’s because of what you wrote
online about the protests at Columbia University,” he said.
They were waiting for me when I got off the plane. Officer Martinez
intercepted me before I entered primary processing and took me
immediately into an interrogation room in the back, where he took my
phone and demanded my passcode. When I refused, I was told I would be
immediately sent back home if I did not comply. I should have taken
that deal and opted for the quick deportation. But in that moment,
dazed from my fourteen-hour flight, I believed C.B.P. would let me
into the U.S. once they realized they were dealing with a middling
writer from regional Australia. So I complied.
Then began the first “interview.” The questions focussed almost
entirely on my reporting about the Columbia student protests. From
2022 to 2024, I attended Columbia for an M.F.A. program, on a student
visa, and when the encampment began in April of last year I began
publishing daily missives to my Substack, a blog that virtually no
one (except, apparently, the U.S. government) seemed to read. To
Officer Martinez, the pieces were highly concerning. He asked me what
I thought about “it all,” meaning the conflict on campus, as well
as the conflict between Israel and Hamas. He asked my opinion of
Israel, of Hamas, of the student protesters. He asked if I was friends
with any Jews. He asked for my views on a one- versus a two-state
solution. He asked who was at fault: Israel or Palestine. He asked
what Israel should do differently. (The Department of Homeland
Security, which governs the C.B.P., claims that any allegations that
I’d been arrested for political beliefs are false.)
Then he asked me to name students involved in the protests. He asked
which WhatsApp groups, of student protesters, I was a member of. He
asked who fed me “the information” about the protests. He asked me
to give up the identities of people I “worked with.”
Unfortunately for Officer Martinez, I didn’t work with anyone. I
participated in the protests as an independent student journalist who
one day stumbled upon tents on the lawn. My writing, all of which is
now publicly available, was certainly sympathetic to the protesters
and their demands, but it comprised an accurate and honest
documentation of the events at Columbia. That, of course, was the
problem.
The DHS spokeshole who said that Kitchen's arrest was not for
political reasons is undoubtedly that lying Nazi whore Tricia
McLaughlin. She rivals the other Nazi whore Karoline Leavitt in the
brazenness and aggressiveness of her lies.
Filthy Nazi whores!
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