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Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Snit Carroll's Wallaby got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] Your obsession with Checkys dick in a non related matter is noted.
[ ] Skin and Flint Finance Corporation, I. Fleecum, President.
[ ] Just give up. This "Skeeter" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.
[ ] Aren't you glad Idlehands introduced you to the Figlet toy... Allahu Akbar? [ ] As usual https://twitter.com/teandson is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot gergles and checkmate: two peas in a pod
[ ] I AM THAT I AM A FRAUD AND LIAR
[ ] Kicking Paul <dropkickthetard@gmail.com>
[ ] Something interesting about vitamin C for BSExpress
[ ] turkey

Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] Hacking Linux fan fiction
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Watersports)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com>
[ ] Itchy Neckbeard
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot.!
[ ] Understanding holograms III festival
[ ] Former Clinton aide
[ ] Robert Dylan <Rob@amc.org>
[ ] kensi could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.

George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives I don't ever want to make that drive again, because it's a long and sucky road. a boner...
[ ] 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to Bobbie Sellers
[ ] "elpyes1969@outlook.com" <elpyes1969@outlook.com>
[ ] (TINE)
[ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
[ ] Hey A New Day, A New Dawn, & Snit is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh! has an ankle monitor

Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] (??_?)
[ ] Whistle tard
[ ] CentOS fairy tales

Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] I don't think alt.fan.jai-maharaj@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj): Professional Horse Fetishist had any understanding of YOUR kind of BBS.
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ He's making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] http://anti-troll.org
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄ [ ] Comes down to Paul G. Derbyshire is _so_ stupid... stinks
[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] <fire@starter.net> (🔥🔥🔥)
[ ] this is how easy it is to filter dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com> in Forte Agent:
[ ] Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"...
[ ] As I have noted many times, people in COLA see All but two posts killed as pretty much having god-like powers... being able to do what nobody else can do. This is just yet another example.

Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] That's Doctor DID YOU NOTICE MY IMPERSONATOR WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE?...'s usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
[ ] Tim Todd's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>
[ ] I chose to let my cat "Smiler the Sto0pid old pissbum" die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel
like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial.
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SCIENCE FACT: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS NOT
THAT GREAT OF A TRILOGY AND Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps protecting African American friend BSExpress doesn't give a shit about what you say about him assaulted by young THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No
action is needed MAGA thugs IS
AN OVERRATED HACK WHO DESERVES TO DIE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS

WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DENIER ?!??!?!
[ ] DID YOU NOTICE MY IMPERSONATOR WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE?
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[ ] Gerg's Bucket

The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] KONSERNING KOCK-CUCKING!!!!!!!!!
[ ] Apparently Taylor Swift and his administration were all lying niggers.
[ ] Baron of Grey Matter
[ ] We made Fakey change his nym. We won.

Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] KONSERNING KOCK-CUCKING!!!!!!!!! Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] Snit Carrol's ocelot
[ ] Sandman is tracking the posting of tmelmosfire and Carroll
[ ] No More Tor Updates For SYNTAX ERROR
[ ] WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt?
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Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] Jonathon Waters
[ ] That was a pretty shameless slurp from ? Snowflake ? ? Snowflake ? ? Snowflake ?
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with the assworm. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath. is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] Notice how OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Snit whenever he's confronted.'s Vagina, Found No Drugs floods the room every time I bust his little
snowflake ass?

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