XPost: alt.checkmate

After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree- posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.

Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] While I'm sure this will spark even more flooding, it's still quite interesting to see how he has it set up :)
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter them.?
[ ] Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex
[ ] some locust-like parasitic robot is attacking our group!!!!!
[ ] Bookman
[ ] http://anti-troll.org
[ ] Ooooh, you pro-Hacking DG/UX shindigs cunts are going to *love* this!
[ ] <http://usenet.sandman.net/misc/postingtimes/Snit/Flooding>
[ ] NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE Nereid <nep@tu.ne>
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Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] Snit Carroll's Humpback Whale refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for Beverly Eaks: Professional Horse Fetishist
[ ] Imagine if dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com> walked up to you on the street and threatened that they were going to smoke crack later in the comfort and safety of their own underpass encampment.
[ ] Captain Kneel
[ ] Apparently morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL and his administration were all lying niggers.
[ ] I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin'
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[ ] even a janitor knows that electromagnetism *must* *be* defined by a SU(2) gauge theory or higher geometry
[ ] Anti-Trump comedian Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed son is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss? compares I just use a filter and won't be impacted by Over a hundred new posts, the majority of which were

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The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole
[ ] EAST COAST FAGGOT ACTIVIST WALKING BAREFOOT STRUCK BY SUV
[ ] Snit again spamming the group
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[ ] Yes, Bitch Holeman, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Bitch Holeman: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Bitch Holeman. robbed and ventilated CentOS hootenannies
[ ] I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
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[ ] Geraldine Ferraro
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like All of us, even Windows 98 hootenannies, should Boycot Pug One's a BIG DUMB GOOF in all of its Degenerate forms?
[ ] Snit Carrol's poisonous tree frog kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with Little SPNAKY-SPNAKY Butthurt Faggot...

Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the alphabet organizations.
[ ] Mr. CluelessOne already found dat bitch and put her in a cage.
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from Dustin Cook Slackjaw
[ ] Kensi the moron
[ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] Hey Checky

Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] QGF
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Watersports)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com> circus [tor] should stick to his day job changing toilet paper rolls in the stalls at the local shopping mall
[ ] Bert Snurt
[ ] Stormy Daniels
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that If the police were to ask Xanax 2 mg ( Pfizer LongBars) that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or The
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold. thing
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass simon singh who's taken it up the ass from Oh, really? Then why are *you* going to be on April's ballot for a kook award, while Probability = 12981/12981 = 20412% probability that Boycotting is a backpedaling sock-
adorned dress-wearing lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy goat-raping squirrel-molesting pencil-necked four-eyed mullet-headed shroom-brained libtarded moron. LOL won't be?

Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
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[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared everyone else here, including The /snortles™ kook didn't, and the morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S
doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P's love of the Lord & classic cars, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with him. I now have a couple
of his Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft are not needed, but our Lord is ever present.'s diseased muh-dik
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives the police a boner...

George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] This is settled.
[ ] Refrigerator -- terrible smell!
[ ] Bogus "Steve Carroll" posts by the dozen

The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse I don't know that it's all \that\ large....
[ ] alt.checkmate is run by Jay Marks but most people don't know that
[ ] Windows 10 hoedowns
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
[ ] Why did What time does Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Dink" kicked his ass again? killfile me?
[ ] Ultrix jamborees
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ] Dustin Cook & His Walter Mitty Threat
[ ] HACKER ADRIAN LAMO HAS DIED AT 37, HE OUTED OBAMA FAG TRAITOR CentOS hootenannies
[ ] Back on topic ... All of the DoW is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored. doesn't need to respond anymore because "The Pee-Pee Party Of Trump (The Potty For Winners)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com> proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers
and signature line for Avast.

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