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This year both Western Pentecost and Orthodox Pentecost
are on Sunday, June 8.

As described in the thread “Pentecost eve onset attempt”
on alt.religion.druid, I have begun a new attempt to
magickally instigate a global new age. You can look at
it as a complicated prayer in which I have done much of
the groundwork in the last 29 years (the common 7
plus two 11 year sunspot cycles).

In this attempt there are many collaborators but the
chair/moderator and most important collaborator is
Goddess, who I define as the ruler of the region
all/everything and who many call God.

Of relevance to Pentecost, one of the subworkings is
what I call assisted shaktipat, in which 1.77 million
assisted shaktipat recipients (a.s.r.) globally, mostly
human but including some cetaceans and non-human
simians, will receive all of my special abilities and
divine connections. The a.s.r. have to be minor criminal
or better as defined by Goddess and include all those
ordained to bishop level or equivalent or higher who
are minor criminal or better.

Now in my case my primary siddhi, equivalent to Jesus’s
healer special ability, is matchmaking special ability.
Thus the a.s.r. will all get matchmaking special ability,
which will lead to peace in the bedroom and home,
which will contribute to global peace. Other abilities,
held in common by me and past figures similar to me
(including Rama, Krishna, Jacob, Moses, Buddha,
Jesus, and Mohammed) that are included are special
abilities determination, funnelling ability, soul alignment
ability, technomagick, and much more. It also includes
improved creativity for positive purposes as defined by
Goddess. And in fact the a.s.r. will (as I am) be restricted to
using magick, their special abilities, and their creativity
only for positive purposes.

When should the assisted shaktipat be granted if this
attempt succeeds? Probably within the next eight
hours. And though it is still Pentecost eve here, note
that it is already early on June 8 in Jerusalem.

However I have failed many times before in my
series of Sisyphean/Cry Wolf attempts, and I don’t
really expect a correlation with an existing religious
holiday, so this might turn out to be yet another dry run.

Other than the assisted shaktipat, there should be a
binding of criminals, a sudden evolution involving
much healing, and also most relationships will become
optimally sexually compatible (a minority already were).

Please follow up if you notice any effects, or if you
have any questions.

--
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “And now the angry morning; Gives the early signs of warning; You must
face alone the plans you make; Decisions they will try to break" (S.McL.)

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On Jun 7, 2025, David Dalton wrote
(in article<0001HW.2DF4EC5B00EF847C70000CE2A38F@news.eternal-september.org>):

This year both Western Pentecost and Orthodox Pentecost
are on Sunday, June 8.

As described in the thread “Pentecost eve onset attempt”
on alt.religion.druid, I have begun a new attempt to
magickally instigate a global new age. You can look at
it as a complicated prayer in which I have done much of
the groundwork in the last 29 years (the common 7
plus two 11 year sunspot cycles).

In this attempt there are many collaborators but the
chair/moderator and most important collaborator is
Goddess, who I define as the ruler of the region
all/everything and who many call God.

Of relevance to Pentecost, one of the subworkings is
what I call assisted shaktipat, in which 1.77 million
assisted shaktipat recipients (a.s.r.) globally, mostly
human but including some cetaceans and non-human
simians, will receive all of my special abilities and
divine connections. The a.s.r. have to be minor criminal
or better as defined by Goddess and include all those
ordained to bishop level or equivalent or higher who
are minor criminal or better.

Now in my case my primary siddhi, equivalent to Jesus’s
healer special ability, is matchmaking special ability.
Thus the a.s.r. will all get matchmaking special ability,
which will lead to peace in the bedroom and home,
which will contribute to global peace. Other abilities,
held in common by me and past figures similar to me
(including Rama, Krishna, Jacob, Moses, Buddha,
Jesus, and Mohammed) that are included are special
abilities determination, funnelling ability, soul alignment
ability, technomagick, and much more. It also includes
improved creativity for positive purposes as defined by
Goddess. And in fact the a.s.r. will (as I am) be restricted to
using magick, their special abilities, and their creativity
only for positive purposes.

When should the assisted shaktipat be granted if this
attempt succeeds? Probably within the next eight
hours. And though it is still Pentecost eve here, note
that it is already early on June 8 in Jerusalem.

However I have failed many times before in my
series of Sisyphean/Cry Wolf attempts, and I don’t
really expect a correlation with an existing religious
holiday, so this might turn out to be yet another dry run.

Other than the assisted shaktipat, there should be a
binding of criminals, a sudden evolution involving
much healing, and also most relationships will become
optimally sexually compatible (a minority already were).

Please follow up if you notice any effects, or if you
have any questions.

June 8, 2025 (Pentecost [both Western and Orthodox]/World
Oceans Day/Abused Women's and Children's Awareness Day)

I observed charisma modulation for a while but it has faded.
Also my brother’s mental health has not improved.

FULL RESET, with no changes required.

I will begin a new attempt now that it is Pentecost both
here in St. John’s and in Vancouver and in UTC/GMT.
If it fails I won’t try again until the night before full
moon, which here is 5:13 a.m. NDT (0743 UTC) June 11.

With that in mind I began a new attempt at 4:51 p.m.
(1921 UTC/GMT) June 8, 2025.

--
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “And now the angry morning; Gives the early signs of warning; You must
face alone the plans you make; Decisions they will try to break" (S.McL.)

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On Jun 7, 2025, Dude wrote
(in article <1022mi0$3efvb$1@dont-email.me>):

On 6/7/2025 2:53 PM, David Dalton wrote:

This year both Western Pentecost and Orthodox Pentecost
are on Sunday, June 8.

As described in the thread “Pentecost eve onset attempt”
on alt.religion.druid, I have begun a new attempt to
magickally instigate a global new age. You can look at
it as a complicated prayer in which I have done much of
the groundwork in the last 29 years (the common 7
plus two 11 year sunspot cycles).

In this attempt there are many collaborators but the
chair/moderator and most important collaborator is
Goddess, who I define as the ruler of the region
all/everything and who many call God.

Of relevance to Pentecost, one of the subworkings is
what I call assisted shaktipat, in which 1.77 million
assisted shaktipat recipients (a.s.r.) globally, mostly
human but including some cetaceans and non-human
simians, will receive all of my special abilities and
divine connections. The a.s.r. have to be minor criminal
or better as defined by Goddess and include all those
ordained to bishop level or equivalent or higher who
are minor criminal or better.

Now in my case my primary siddhi, equivalent to Jesus’s
healer special ability, is matchmaking special ability.
Thus the a.s.r. will all get matchmaking special ability,
which will lead to peace in the bedroom and home,
which will contribute to global peace. Other abilities,
held in common by me and past figures similar to me
(including Rama, Krishna, Jacob, Moses, Buddha,
Jesus, and Mohammed) that are included are special
abilities determination, funnelling ability, soul alignment
ability, technomagick, and much more. It also includes
improved creativity for positive purposes as defined by
Goddess. And in fact the a.s.r. will (as I am) be restricted to
using magick, their special abilities, and their creativity
only for positive purposes.

When should the assisted shaktipat be granted if this
attempt succeeds? Probably within the next eight
hours. And though it is still Pentecost eve here, note
that it is already early on June 8 in Jerusalem.

However I have failed many times before in my
series of Sisyphean/Cry Wolf attempts, and I don’t
really expect a correlation with an existing religious
holiday, so this might turn out to be yet another dry run.

Other than the assisted shaktipat, there should be a
binding of criminals, a sudden evolution involving
much healing, and also most relationships will become
optimally sexually compatible (a minority already were).

Please follow up if you notice any effects, or if you
have any questions.

Some people feel better when they have someone to talk to.

Thank you! I've certainly enjoyed reading about your spiritual quest in
the last 29 years on Usenet. This Dude has not forgotten the time he
spent reading about your mystic workings.

Please keep in touch, you know that you can count on this dude to read
and respond to your posts. Please don't forget us, David!

We are a dying breed of elders, but we know though, that Usenet has a
special bond, which will endure any distance and time, no matter how great.

- Dude (just abiding)

Thanks, Dude, though by now most will have given up on
my repeated CryWolf/Sisyphean attempts, and I am on
the verge of giving up myself.

--
https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “And now the angry morning; Gives the early signs of warning; You must
face alone the plans you make; Decisions they will try to break" (S.McL.)

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