• The term S.O.S. Explained

    From David Brooks@21:1/5 to All on Sun Oct 23 23:27:08 2022
    The term S.O.S. Explained

    For a few that are older and some that are still young enough to brag
    about it!

    =

    An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies
    consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter
    with Tempo Mach 2 appears.

    The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus
    and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring
    flight isn’t it?

    Now have a look here. He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates,
    breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height,
    and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He
    loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"

    The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now you look!" The
    jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus
    pilot radios, "Well, how was that?

    Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?" Airbus pilot laughs
    and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the
    aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate
    fudge pastry.

    =

    The moral of the story is: when you are young, speed and adrenaline
    seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that
    comfort and peace are more important.

    This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older, Smarter.

    Dedicated to all my friends who are like me, realizing that it is
    time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip. Dedicated to all
    seniors.

    You know, old age comes at such a bad time. It is when you finally
    know everything, then you start to forget everything you know.

    (also, no one asks..............)

    --
    From my Bro Reg in Ontario
    He's about 85 now.

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  • From David Brooks@21:1/5 to David Brooks on Sun Oct 23 23:34:20 2022
    On 23/10/2022 23:27, David Brooks wrote:
    The term S.O.S. Explained

     For a few that are older and some that are still young enough to brag about it!

    =

        An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter
    with Tempo Mach 2 appears.

      The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus
    and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring
    flight isn’t it?

      Now have a look here. He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates,
    breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height,
    and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He
    loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"

      The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now you look!" The
    jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus
    pilot radios, "Well, how was that?

      Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?" Airbus pilot laughs
    and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the
    aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate
    fudge pastry.

    =

    The moral of the story is: when you are young, speed and adrenaline
    seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that
    comfort and peace are more important.

      This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older, Smarter.

      Dedicated to all my friends who are like me, realizing that it is
    time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.    Dedicated to all seniors.

    You know, old age comes at such a bad time.  It is when you finally
    know everything, then you start to forget everything you know.

    (also, no one asks..............)

    Oops! Wrong group.

    FU set to ACW

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  • From whisky-dave@21:1/5 to David Brooks on Mon Oct 24 08:18:40 2022
    On Sunday, 23 October 2022 at 23:27:12 UTC+1, David Brooks wrote:
    The term S.O.S. Explained

    Sauce On Sausages ?

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  • From Joerg Lorenz@21:1/5 to All on Wed Oct 26 09:32:15 2022
    Am 24.10.22 um 00:34 schrieb David Brooks:
    On 23/10/2022 23:27, David Brooks wrote:
    The term S.O.S. Explained

     For a few that are older and some that are still young enough to brag
    about it!

    =

        An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies
    consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter
    with Tempo Mach 2 appears.

      The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus
    and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring
    flight isn’t it?

      Now have a look here. He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates,
    breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height,
    and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He
    loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"

      The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now you look!" The
    jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly
    stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus
    pilot radios, "Well, how was that?

      Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?" Airbus pilot laughs
    and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the
    aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate
    fudge pastry.

    =

    The moral of the story is: when you are young, speed and adrenaline
    seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that
    comfort and peace are more important.

      This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older, Smarter.

      Dedicated to all my friends who are like me, realizing that it is
    time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip.    Dedicated to all
    seniors.

    You know, old age comes at such a bad time.  It is when you finally
    know everything, then you start to forget everything you know.

    (also, no one asks..............)

    Oops! Wrong group.

    On Topic in all groups ...
    Hilarious and so true!


    --
    Gutta cavat lapidem (Ovid)

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