A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a sty withUnnecessarily and gratuitously offensive.
a 300lb. pig the longest
The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and chronic diarrhea
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the rabbi has won the bet.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.
On 19/02/2025 01:49, Marcia Bullis wrote:
A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a styUnnecessarily and gratuitously offensive.
with a 300lb. pig the longest
The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and chronic diarrhea
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the rabbi has won the bet.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.
On 20/02/2025 10:10, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 19/02/2025 01:49, Marcia Bullis wrote:
A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a styUnnecessarily and gratuitously offensive.
with a 300lb. pig the longest
The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and chronic diarrhea
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the rabbi has won the bet.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.
Why, are you a pig?
On 20/02/2025 12:09, Fredxx wrote:
On 20/02/2025 10:10, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 19/02/2025 01:49, Marcia Bullis wrote:
A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a styUnnecessarily and gratuitously offensive.
with a 300lb. pig the longest
The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and chronic diarrhea
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the rabbi has won the bet.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.
Why, are you a pig?
I'm really curious why you posted that, Fred?
Did you think what you wrote was side-splittingly funny, perhaps? (In
which case, seriously, try to hang onto your day job. It's a hard life
as a comic, even for people with talent.)
Are you just anti-TNP, whatever he says?
Do you think that dim-witted racists posting really poor jokes need
support?
On 20/02/2025 12:09, Fredxx wrote:sty
On 20/02/2025 10:10, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 19/02/2025 01:49, Marcia Bullis wrote:
A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a
andwith a 300lb. pig the longest
The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and chronic diarrhea
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs
outgoes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes
thatlooking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge
the rabbi has won the bet.Unnecessarily and gratuitously offensive.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.
Why, are you a pig?
I'm really curious why you posted that, Fred?
Did you think what you wrote was side-splittingly funny, perhaps? (In
which case, seriously, try to hang onto your day job. It's a hard life
as a comic, even for people with talent.)
Are you just anti-TNP, whatever he says?
Do you think that dim-witted racists posting really poor jokes need
support?
On 19/02/2025 01:49, Marcia Bullis wrote:
A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a styUnnecessarily and gratuitously offensive.
with a 300lb. pig the longest
The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and chronic diarrhea
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the rabbi has won the bet.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.
Of course if it was trump, he'd still be in there trying to cut a deal
for bacon rights.
On 2/20/2025 5:10 AM, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 19/02/2025 01:49, Marcia Bullis wrote:
A priest, an imam and a rabbi make a wager on who can stay in a styUnnecessarily and gratuitously offensive.
with a 300lb. pig the longest
The priest is the first to go in. After no more than 15 minutes he
comes out spluttering and chronic diarrhea
Next it's the turn of the imam. He overcomes his aversion to pigs and
goes into the sty. Minutes pass and it looks like he will do better
than the clergyman, but after no more than half an hour, he comes out
looking green and experiencing projectile vomit.
Now it's the turn of the jew 'rabbi'. The other two sit down and
watch. Time passes slowly and after 30 minutes they acknowledge that
the rabbi has won the bet.
They wait and wait...after one hour, the pig comes out.
It was meant to be offensive, and if you don't mind offensive humor, it
was pretty good.
Of course if it was trump, he'd still be in there trying to cut a deal
for bacon rights.
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